Unsolicited Advice For America's Police...

Unless you've been living under a rock somewhere, you know that scarcely two months ago America's police were feted.  They were universally loved and respected.  They were held in the very highest regard by nearly all our citizens.  They had roses thrown at their feet and kisses blown in their direction as they walked by.  Along with our nurses, and our doctors, and our firefolks, the police were considered a part of our "first responders," and resoundingly applauded all across America.  

And then something happened.  The pandemic seemed to be under control, removing a "sky is falling" talking point from the Democrats and their sycophantic MSMedia, forcing them to look around for another bright shiny object with which to divert attention going into the General Election.  And then a rogue cop choked the life out of a Black felon in Minnneeappulus and all Hell broke loose!  

Within days, hoards of Marxist thugs simultaneously joined forces and attacked 38 of our cities.  All "deep blue" cities.  All cities run by Democrats, of course (they knew that Democrats are wussie pansy weenies and wouldn't fight back, I'm sure).  And all were scorched almost beyond recognition.

Store after store was burned and looted, and cop after cop was attacked and wounded.  More than 1,000 buildings in Minnneoppullous were destroyed.  The heart of Manhattan looks like a West Virginia meth addicts mouth; every other business missing.  And these mobs were violent.  As an example, 60 members of the White House Secret Service Team were injured and had to be hospitalized.  9 have been shot and killed in the ensuing days.  Rioting was rampant.  Anarchy was upon the land.   

Overnight, cops became Public Enemy Number One to the Marxist revolutionaries from Antifa and Black Lives Matter (no question here...those fun-loving "BLM" folks have proudly admitted their goal of eliminating all police and destroying capitalism, and the nuclear family, and Christianity, and Israel, and so much more).  Overnight, cops had bottles and knives and bricks and monkey wrenches thrown their way.  Overnight, hurting cops was their main agenda.  And also shaming them, and doxxing them, and hunting down their families and threatening them with violence and even death.  In short, they wanted them gone.

That's their primary objective.  Check out their website if you doubt me...

Just going to work now is an experiment in self-preservation for our cops.  And many have chosen not to do so.  The so-called "blue flu" has infected many Minnnneeeapppallas cops, as well as those from other departments nationwide.  Truly, being an American cop these days has rapidly become our Most Dangerous Job.

It always was, but now for an entirely different reason.

So I, The Chuckmeister, am hereby offering up a little advice for our police men and women (and the other 57 genders...California, doncha' know).  If you're a Black cop, or a Red or Yellow cop for that matter, just go to work and do your job.  Keep your heads down, just in case a flying bottle meant for a White cop has been poorly thrown in your general direction.  But otherwise, all is well, and, given that White cops are retiring and resigning in droves, you're quite a bit closer now to that promotion you've been seeking then you were in 2019.

For the White cops?  Here it is:  Stay in the station house.  Eat donuts (preferably Krispy Kremes, if available...my personal choice).  If they make you leave, stay in your car.  Park behind the station house.  Nobody will notice.  Unless they try to burn it down...  

If you see any crime take place while you're on duty, simply turn your head, drive the other way and ignore it.  Just cruise around and wave at folks until your shift ends, and then go home, close the shades, and protect yourself and your family from BLM and Antifa revolutionaries.  Keep your guns cleaned and polished and lots and lots of ammo on hand.  Keep doing this until either your retirement paperwork comes through, or your application to transfer to the Wichita, Kansas police force is approved.

Oh yeah, and BTW, I'd suggest you travel in pairs.  And bring a union lawyer in the back seat.  That's two of you to return fire if the commie pukes who're invading our Great Country decide to attack, and also another voice to testify on your behalf if you have to drop a marauding vandal like a bad habit.

Got it?  I knew that you would.  You can always count on The Chuckmeister for good advice in times of peril...