Tuesday, May 30, 2023

"Chuckstradamus"

No, not your average run-of-the mill, garden-variety pundit.

Just to jog your memory a tad, I, The Chuckmeister, your friend and mine, predicted on December 28, 2021, on this unassuming little blog, that Ron DeSantis would run for POTUS 2024.  

Oh yeah, and also that Nicky Haley would also throw her figurative hat in the ring.

Both have.

Scroll back in my blog and and look it up if you'd like.

They'll all be duking it out for the next year or so, but can you think of a better pairing for the General Election?  A young, vibrant, successful, military vet with management experience and a proven track record, and a Southeast Asian woman "of color," who was a governor of a southern state, and also Ambassador to the United Nations? 

I couldn't either.

That's why I went on to suggest, nay predict, that the two would ultimately join forces and become the Republican Ticket for 2024.

Oh yeah, "The Don" problem. 

They're gonna' have to go through him, for sure.  But he just might be derailed by any of his many legal entanglements before they have to confront him.  Whether his supporters like it or not.  Legal quagmires, whether self-induced or not, must still be confronted.  Which takes time, effort, energy and money.  Away from the campaign.  And perhaps most of the lower court judges he'll face are Deep Blue Democrats.  Looking to filet him like a lake trout.  With extreme prejudice.

So get your popcorn, fellow Pilgrims.  It truly shall be a contest for the ages.  An empty shell of a man being held up behind the scenes by a cadre of highway robbers, milking a sad America for everything they can, and a proven performer against a younger, but also very accomplished star.

So stick with me and you'll be wearing radishes the size of diamonds.  You lucky souls!  

Sunday, May 28, 2023

Shooting Shoplifters.

Ever heard the term, "spare the rod, spoil the child?"

We didn't used to "spare the rod" until 20 or 30 years ago when our young monthers began listenting to TV shrinks who told them they'd create criminals if they spanked their kids.

Now, 30 years later, we have a crime wave.  Coast to coast, all the statistics are up; burglary, carjacking, murder.  Everything.  But most especially shoplifting.  And most especially in those Big Blue Cities who district attorneys were installed by George Soros.  And who won't prosecute petty crime.  And in California, that "petty crime" is costing $Tens of Billions.  And driving jobs and people away in droves.

Nordstroms has left San Franpoopco, that "Shi*ty by the Bay," and taken Nordstrom's Rack with it.  CVS has closed 9 stores.  Wal-Mart has closed two.  And Target just announced a $500 Million Loss due to "shrinkage" (theft).  And so it's bolting as well.  Hundreds of smaller businesses have closed.  Can you imagine what SFO will look like when there's no businesses left?  Do the Leftoids not think of such stuff when they come up with all their little socialist plans?

Didja' know you can steal up to $995.00 a day in California without it be becoming a felony?  And if you get caught it results only in a ticket?  For a fine of $50?  With no court date? 

Oh by the way, that's $995.00 per day, PER STORE!

So, being too old and too curmudgeonly to move, I've come up with a soluton.   And it starts with this realization:

"There's nothing that focuses the mind quite like a bullet in the butt."

                                               -  The Chuckmeister

This, fellow Patriot, has got to stop.  It wasn't this way in the Old West, where they issued summary judgment on such things.  They put together a posse and tracked down the problem.  And it doesn't have to be that way again.  I have the solution to our problem...  

      We just simply shoot the bastards.**  

Right in the butt.  Sort of a non-capital punishment the gangbangers just might wish to avoid.  Not life-threatening.  Just make it tough for the miscreant to sit down for awhile.  

Shoplifting 1 might result in a bullet in the cheek.  A .22 with a scope should enable one to pick one's cheek.  Shop 2?  I propose a double:  both cheeks.

Bigger crimes?  Larger calibers.  We could upgrade to the time-tested .38 S&W Special caliber for garden variety felonies like carjacking and mugging.  And then rachet up our firepower to the mighty .40 S&W or .357 Magnum for more serious stuff, like bank robbery.  And then my favorite, the Colt .45, for the really bad guys, like the rich who don't pay their fair share...*

However, even a .22 in the ass would make you rethink your love for Dolce-Gobana handbags.  A .22 in the ass would make you wish you hadn't grabbed that toothpaste from CVS.  A .22 in the ass could ruin your entire day.  The rest of the week, even!

So you can just imagine that shoplifters would likely shoplift in my world only once; they'd be on the straight and narrow thereafter.  In fact, they just might start volunteering their time at the local church.

It's the same across the spectrum.  If we had made the punishment fit the crime, there would be no crooks nabbed with a rap sheet 40 felonies long. The "revolving door" of "arrest them in the morning and have them out by dark" would not exist.  And those who have benefitted from it would not have preyed on our society.

In my world, one felony is enough.  And don't think I'm a hardass.  It would be nice to walk down the street without being in fear for your life, wouldn't it?  

*    That was a joke.

**   That's only slightly toungue-in -"cheek."

Friday, May 26, 2023

Your $1.70 Involuntary Tithe...

Those who wish to do so will often tithe a portion of their earnings in support of an organization.  

It's often ten percent, but can be any amount.  Whether to a church, or to an organization, or even one of those $11 a month deals.  Those are voluntary tithes.

And I emphasise, "voluntary."

But I'm not the first guy who's figured out we're being screwed every time we fill up our cars at the gas station.  And it costs more to fill up in some places than in others.  And we who live in California are in the "more" category.  So I thought I'd cogitate on the subject with you a bit.

Those a whole lot smarter than me have tried to quantify how much extra it costs the average citizen to live in the now-Tarnished State of California.  I have a possible answer.

There have been various and sundry measures and gauges and metrics to make that comparison in the past.  One of my favorites is one I invented.  I called it "The U-Haul Effect."  That'd be the difference in rental rates outbound versus inbound.  In other words, who wants to come here versus who wants to run like a bandit.  

I came up with that one about 15 years ago (I am a graduate economist, after all!).  To all who have used it, you're welcome.  As an update, the demand is so great, U-Haul is currently paying people to drive their equipment to California since most of theirs is rented and gone.  

I now have another one.  I watched "OPLive" on the Reelz network over the weekend.  It's a show about cops chasing bad guys and catching DUI's in 8 different cities.  Pretty good action and nobody gets pistol whipped.  You'd like it.  But to the point: one of the scenes was set at a Circle K gas station in beautiful South Carolina.  In the background was a humungous sign advertising regular unleaded gas at $3.19 a gallon.  Let me repeat.  $3.19 for a glorious gallon.  And just prior to watching that episode I'd driven past a local gas station.  Here in the Once-Golden State.  It advertised its wares at $4.89 a gallon.

                          $4.89 a gallon!

Seems to me that every time a Californian buys gas he/she/it is paying $1.70 more for that necessity than the citizens in South Carolina.  Or in any of another 30 states.  For the privilege of getting beat up with laws and rules and regulations we don't want or need.  To "save the planet."  That's $20.00 a tank.  For nothing.  Bupkus!  

Think of all the folks who have to commute.  And have to use their cars to get from job to job, every day.  Often in their own vehicles, and often at their own cost.  They're making $10 or $15 a hour to sweat, and then giving it to an oil company.  Which then is forced to meet in the bathroom and share the proceeds with the State of Taxifornia.  

Which has the very highest gas taxes in the Nation! 

We're sitting on a river of oil.  An ocean!  If we could find a leader without his head up his/her/its ass we could drill for it, pump it, pipeline it, refine it and then put it in Mobil's stations and ready for you to buy at $1.50 a gallon.  

I am a graduate economist, remember! 

So perhaps the penalty for all that surf and sunshine isn't $1.70 a gallon.  Perhaps it's really more like $2.50!  

Seems pretty simple to me: they're trying to force us out of our gas powered cars and into battery-operated vehicles.  At double the cost.  Which nobody can afford.  And which they can't even charge reliably.  So they can control our movement while saving the whales.  Errr, the planet.   

$20.00 a tankful in an involuntary tithe to the "Church of Climate Change."  Is this any way to run a railroad?  Oh wait...  Mayor Pete's already screwed that one up, too... 

So why are we still here again?

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Imagine for a Moment...

Just imagine for a moment that your government siezed all the gas stations.

Between one day and the next, whether physically or just administratively and judicially, your government grabs all the gas stations and puts them under its control.

Believing it has the authority to do so, most likely to "Save the Planet" from "Global Something-or-other," it does a Juan Peron or Hitler or Pol Pot and nationalizes (or state-ilizes) all gas stations.  Just like Venezuela did when it took over all petroleum in the country.  That gas is currently being sold at your friendly 7-11. 

And what does this gubmint do to reduce those nasty greenhouse gas emissions?  It simply reduces the hours those gas stations are open.  Or it gives you a little coupon good for only a certain amount of gas.  Or only allows you to buy gas on alternate days.  BTW, Jimmy Carter, the Democrat, did all those things back in the '70's.  Before suffering a monumental electoral defeat at the hands of Ronnie Reagan. 

And they didn't work then, either. 

So here's the question du jour for all those either currently considering the purchase or lease of a plug-in electric vehicle, or already own one: just flip everything upside down.  Do a 180 and realize your gubmint has complete and total control over your electricity company and the power it generates.  And therefore the price you'll have to pay for it.  The place you'll have to buy power from to make your little growed-up golf cart keep on running this summer.  During the peak of the power demand.  Or this coming winter.  When keeping the lights on and the heat going is more important than powering your car.

Duh!

Which means it can shut you down at will.  Screeeech!  Whoa, Nellie!  No driving today!  Or maybe tomorrow.  Call that gas-powered Uber.  Just imagine putting the motive power it takes to make your $65,000 buggy run in the hands of AOC and Pete and Kamala and Good Ol' Joe...  


Sunday, May 21, 2023

Need an Extra $100?

If so, be on the lookout for a phone call from the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

They called me today and a very nice young lady began to explain all the various and sundry things they were planning to do.  Not doing, mind you, but planning to do.  And then she said, "I'd like to thank you for all your help in the past, and ask if a $100 would be okay?"  

I said, "Well bless your heart for asking!  But no, darlin,' I'm living okay on my Social Security income.  I've had to cut back on some things, given the "Bidenflation" we're all living through, and not go out quite so much, but I'll weather the storm.  And so will America.  So you give that $100 to someone who needs it more than me."  

There was this long silence.  

All I could think of during that pregnant pause was this is what an Ivy League education and $200,000 in student loans gets you.  I hung up politely so as not to cause this nice lady further psychic injury.  I'm pretty sure she had to seek out their "crying room."  And perhaps not for the first time.

Nor the last...

Friday, May 19, 2023

Repeating History...

"A false conclusion once arrived at and widely accepted, is not easily dislodged.  And the less it's understood, the more tenasiously it is held."

     Georg Cantor, German Mathmetician/Philosopher, (1845  -  1918)

Funny (not), we humans never, ever learn.  

We're easily hoodwinked.  Our pockets are easily picked.  Just think:  a geologist named Wallace Broecker was puttering around his lab at Columbia University one day back in 1975 and came up with the term "climate change."  

His research was telling him that the Earth was on the brink of climactic change, as it always has, and possibly tied to CO2 in the atmosphere.  So he, all alone, published an article positing this notion, and all the academicians with an axe to grind, an America to hate and a pocket to pick went on the warpath.  Something else to be angry at, I assume.  They decided that burning petroleum emits CO2, and CO2 is a "greenhouse gas (never proven)," and so we should stop burning gas and oil and start riding horses again.  

And if we don't, he suggested, it would be THE END OF THE EARTH AND EVERYBODY ON IT!!!

And from that moment, only a few decades ago, we became a nation of pu*sies.  Afraid of our shadows.  High-priced universities have "crying rooms" lest a conservative be granted free speech.  College students are using the 1st Amendment's guarantee of Free Speech to protest against free speech.  Roving bands of "ecowarriors" are poking holes in the tires of SUV's to "save the planet."  We're building eyesore windmills tarting up our lovliest shores in this unceasing quest.   

This is our "Chicken Little" moment.  And if you're too young to know what that means, you're likely part of the problem.

We've spend $Two Trillion Dollars trying to combat "global warming."  Or "Climate Chaos."  Or "Climate Change."  Or whatever they're calling it these days.  While the two largest polluting nations, China and India, are doing NOTHING.  In fact, together they're responsible for more than 52% of all climate pollutants.  China's got the record at 34%.  And it's opening a new coal-fired electricity generation plant EVERY WEEK.

We've destroyed the coal and industry.  We're destoying the petroleum and natural gas industries, while sitting on a river of oil. 

We're crippling the automobile industry, by far our largest contributer to GDP, with unrealistic demands, while placing those same unrealistic demands on our aging electricity power production capacity.  

In short, the Ship of State has a bunch of fools at the helm.  And it's heading straight for the rocks...

We've been warned that failing to remember history will get you more of it.  It's happening...                                 

Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Demanding a Good Johnson...

When I was in training to become a clinical psychologist it was generally-accepted that roughly 3% of our population was gender disphoric.

That means they weren't at all sure who they wanted to be, but they were sure as Hell unhappy with who they are.

However, it seems that far more than the 3% are choosing to identify themselves as members of the opposite sex.  And most often it's men identifying as women.  

Which is just fine normally.  It just stickies up the wicket when it's an athletic contest and Robert now wants to swim or golf or lift weights as Roberta.

And then go shower with the rest of the "girls."  While sometimes showing his/her "joy" at the privilege.

It's called tumescence.

And it's gotten to the point where Riley Gaines, All-Star collegiate swimmer, is now speaking on behalf of women in womens' sports, and is getting assaulted as a result.  And held hostage.  With the San Franpoopco police choosing to look the other way.  

I remember when San Fran was the most beautiful city in America.  Now it's just an expensive shithole.  A toilet.  Where the citizens and businesses are fleeing and the crooks and junkies and crazies are flocking in.  Where Black residents are even being hoodwinked into believing reparations will ever occur.

So  here's the answer to all this nonsense:

Continue to have mens' sports for men.  And womens' sports for women.  But tnen start another category for all the LGBTQ!$/?++ folks who are confused about their sexuality.  Or not confused and just looking for an unfair competitive advantage.  Such as a man competing against a woman, and all the guilty White Liberals clapping their little manicured hands politely at the "victory."  

Bleccchhh!   

If you're a 6' 4", 235 lb. "girl" looking to swim against other "girls," this new category should be just for you.  HOWEVVVER, if they're not willing to join in with this new approach, we should require that these "girls" now show proof their "privates" have been surgically removed prior to competing.

Gotta' turn that Bad Johnson into a Good Johnson, nomsayin'? 



Monday, May 15, 2023

Just Imagine...

Just imagine you lived in a state with an aging electricity generation and delivery archtechture, one built in the '50's, yet was mandating its citizens buy and use electric cars.  So that it could "save the planet."  Not knowing, apparently, that our atmosphere rotates counter-clockwise to the Earth, so that "cleaning up" our climate works to "clean up" Shanhai's climate next week.  While they're building two new coal-fired, electricity-generating plants every month.

Ya' with me so far?

And just imagine that this state, Taxifornia in my case, which has proven itself unable to manage electricity needs at least twice during both recent hot and cold days, figured out that it could easily reduce the overall demand by limiting your electric car charging.  As in, by refusing to let you charge up your overpriced, growed-up golf cart when demand on its supply generation was at its peak.  

Think about it.  Would your Boy Guv rather piss off those "saving the planet" electric car owners, or the millions of others who would like to cool down their houses?  Ummm?  He's screwed up nearly everything else, I doubt he'd screw up this one!

In other words, if you can't charge, you don't go.  Learn to walk, Pilgrim!

We, The People, who own and drive ICE (internal combustion engine) cars, worry only about the location of the nearest gas station.  Where it takes 5 minutes to gas up and we don't worry about mileage.  In fact, we like to do donuts in the parking lot.  

Which puts all those "Progressives'" panties in a bunch. 

The Leftoids are not comfortable with us being able to just up and go anywhere we want, anytime we want.  They want to be asked for permission!  They want to control our every movement.  Like in North Korea.  And with PIE (Plug-in Electric) cars, they can dictate when you can drive.  And perhaps later the kill switches they've installed might actually be used (for real!).  Which puts you under their gargantuan thumb!

Dayyummm, my aging but still sweet gas-powered ride is lookin' good!  Yours?

Saturday, May 13, 2023

Aiding and Abetting...

48,234 citizens died by gunfire in 2022.*

38,324 of them died by self-inflicted suicide.

The remainder were spread between accidental death, gang violence, cop shootings and "undetermined."  Their categories, not mine.  

The Democrat Party and Leftists in general, and all "Progressives," and every single communist, Marxist and socialist in America, and everybody who works at MSPMS and CNN(LOL) and PBS and NPR has a hissy fit when they see these numbers.  They want to march, and picket, and protest!  All day and all night!  'Cause they hate guns!  

And our aging Mumbler-in-Chief and all of his henchmen/women/other argues for firearm confiscation!  And they use statistics to beat us over the head, to overwhelm us into some sort of knee-jerk reaction to prevent further "violence."  To prevent the "needless" deaths of another 40,000+ citizens this year and every year hereafter.  

Have you inculcated that all so far, my fellow Patriots?  Has the hook  been set?  Are you finally a True Believer?

                     Okay then, let's consider this:

117,443 of our friends and neighbors, and their sons and daughters, died last year of fentanyl poisoning.  That's almost three times the deaths we as a Country suffer from firearms.  In fact, 

-   fentanyl is now the Number One Killer of those 17 to 45 years old in the Country! ** 

If firearms are a "national curse," as some 2nd Amendment haters have branded them, then one would assume those hoping and praying to reduce unnecessary deaths would be marching and protesting and parading and screaming and shouting and jumping up and down and stamping their little Guccis against fentanyl, right?  Where are they?  Where is O'Biden, standing at his lectern, struggling to read his TelePrompTer, demanding that we stop the flow of fentanyl across our southern border?

Which, BTW, only HE can do!

But he doesn't.  He's aiding and abetting the flow of fentanyl, and thus is guilty at the very least of negligent homicide.  And we've all been witnesses.  While he's tried to kill us.

All.

But as I said, he won't.  Because he'd have to close the southern border to do so.  And eliminate the flow of future Democrats pouring across.  In droves.  By the millions!  He's imported more than 5 million of them so far.  He's on track to import another 3 million this year.  And the same number again next year.  He's single-handedly changing the character of America.  Perhaps to one more resembling the Central American countries from which these "migrants" have recently fled...

Will you be voting for more of this? 

*     FBI, 2023 statistics, Deaths by firearms from all causess, 2022.

**   CDC, 2022

Thursday, May 11, 2023

Our Bloated Gubmint.

As my regular readers know, I'm a student of both history and government.  And I relentlessly blabber on about both.  To anyone who will listen.  Or read.  And today will be such a day.  And you may find the subject matter as interesting as do I...

You'll recall from your schooling that our Federal Government was given only four jobs by our Constitution.  Those jobs would be:

     -  Protecting our Borders:  That would include "raising an army and navy," and declaring war. and insuring against the entrance of "illegal aliens."  Hmmm...

     -  Establishing Post Offices:  At least one for every 995 citizens. 

     -  Laying and Collecting Taxes:  Including borrowing money, coining money and paying our debts.  

      -  Regulating Commerce:  Including protecting patents and copyrights, and regulating disputes between "the several states."

You will recall this from your civics class, right?  Remember Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution, right?  The "Enumerations Clause?"  No?  You didn't have a civics class?  Well then maybe you were schooled by those more interested in "inclusion" than what you needed to know in order to succeed in the world.

But back to today's subject.  As America was founded on States' Rights, meaning our States call the shots, our Federal Gubmint has only four functions.  So why does it have 27 Secretariats?  Wha...?  Lemme' 'splain...

We've got a Secretary of Defense.  That was one of the earlier ones.  And Treasury.  Gotta' bring in the $Bucks, right?  And State, of course.  Gotta' talk with other countries.  And continuing on, we've got Education (why?), and Labor (why, again?), and Agriculture.  And we've got Defense, and Veterans Affairs, and Energy.  And Health and Human Services, and Homeland Security (which is isn't securing America), and Transportation (gotta' find a job for Pete), and on, and on, and on...

Clearly, Gubmint is America's true growth industry.  If you were to check, you'd learn that 5 of the 8 largest construction cranes in America, the over 200' tall ones, the really big boys, are in use in Washington, D.C. and surrounding counties.  In fact, the 7 richest zip codes in America are now in D.C. and neighboring counties.  Remember when we used to choose against Public Service as a career because the was less, even though the benefits were better?  No longer.  Their pay is more, and their benefits are more.

There are 2,110,000 of our fellow citizens working for the Federal Government.  With an average salary of $118,992 per annum.  That's more than $2,200 a week!  That's 14.5% of our entire workforce.  The U. S. Dept. of Defense is the world's largest employer.  2.86 Million Paychecks.  And 588,000 postal workers cheerfully delivering our mail.  With emphasis on the cheerfully.

We voted for this, folks.  It didn't happen by itself.  And if we don't do something in a hurry, it will continue to grow like the out-of-control cancer it is.  And it's up to you to do something about it.  And don't tell me you're too busy.  Or too old.  Or without political power or influence.  I'm reminded of one of my Father's favorite sayings:

   If not me, who?  And if not now, when? 

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

We All Hit The Population Lottery...

Just so you know, we Americans hit the Earth's Population Lottery.  The 5% of the Earth's population who did.  The 5% that have a chance to get a good education, get a good job, earn a good living, buy a good home, and a good car, have some good kids, if we're able, and save enough to retire well.  If not good, well.

Only in America.

Yet, as I watch various news programs on the Telly (I know, I promised I wouldn't watch anymore, but hey, it's like crack!), things are going to Hell in a handbasket.  Whatever that old expression means.  Inflation is raging, China, Russia and Iran are threatening to nuke us, the banks are going broke, the southern border is Wiiiiiide Open, and crime is out of control.  And we're being (mis)managed by a senile old coot and a sub-100 I.Q. sidekick.  You know it's bad when you have to pray for Joe's health.

Plus a lot of other negative stuff you already know about.  Yes, we're all learning just how resilient America is, as we've trusted our toys to the Mumbler-in-Chief and his Democrat henchmen and they've broken them.  Bigly. 

And boy are we pissed!

Yet, no matter how bad is, this is still America.  That "Shining City on the Hill," Reagan spoke about.  We won two World Wars almost single-handedly.  We should carry ourselves with pride!  Yet, some of us don't.  The ones maybe who haven't paid a price for their freedom.  When I watch the news, I find that our younger generations don't share my/our love of Country.  They don't seem to give a good goddamm about America, and they show it with their every move.  They seem to think they're owed something.  By somebody.  A mythical "somebody" who has the temerity to earn more than they do.  Or ever will.  Those mythical "rich" people who they've been told don't pay their "fair share."  The same people who pay for 34% of everything here in America.  

And they'd know that if they went to class instead of a protest. 

Imagine this:  They actually protest against the First Amendment guarantees of Free Speech.  They gather all together with their pre-made signs (did Soros pay for them?) and march up and down some street or other, hoping/assuming that such an action will achieve their purported goals.  Which is to presumably sway opinions.  Via threat, if necessary.  But remember this:  they're using the Right to Protest, to protest.  Without being smart enough (or well educated enough?) to get the irony.  

What the Hell is wrong with our youth?  Was it their upbringing?  Was it their parents' fault?  Was it their education?  Or the lack of same?  We know for instance that the Colorado Teachers Association, all 39,445 of them, just voted to eliminate Capitalism.  To teach their students that it's a flawed, unfair and unworkable system. that exploits labor and is racist at its core.  The very economic system that generates (barely) enough taxes to pay their bloated salaries.  

And they don't get that irony either.

Of course, were they educated, they'd know there's never been a successful socialist, Marxist or communist system.  There IS one example of a communist state where everyone has achieved "equity," the goal all "Progressives" now seek.  That would be North Korea...

I'm sure they'd be willing to welcome a few Colorado teachers.

We're paying dearly to send our kids off to be brainwashed.  I'd rather you send your kids off to the military for awhile.  If you do, I guarantee you'll get adults back.  Adults who can earn a free college education, courtesy of Uncle Sam, BTW.  You'll get back young people ready and willing to get a job and start a family and be a productive citizen.

I know, I was one.

Or you could send them to the Peace Corps if you're anti-bullets.  Or let them paint yellow stripes down the center of our highways.  Or better yet, have them apprentice as a welder, or an electrician, or perhaps a highway lineman.  All three of those careers pay over $100,000 a year.  Ever heard of a ferrier?  Do you like horses and the Great Outdoors?  Learn to shoe horses, that's a ferrier, and earn up to $250,000 a year.  All without student loans.  

Or maybe just send your kids to junior college for a couple of years at $bupkus per transferrable hour.  Let them mature while they work at Carl's Jr. to earn enough to take Suzie out to the movies come Friday night, and they'll grow up well and quickly.  And those J.C. hours will transfer.  To that $30, $40, $50,000 a year college.  From whence they'll get their ultimate degrees.  And most likely in the shortest possible time.  NOTE:  Employers only care about the college from which you graduated.

Or if you're not cruel enough to be a good parent (ahem!), here's my final and maybe best suggestion.  Tell them to take out student loans for their education.  Tell them you'll help them pay them back, but only after they've earned their degrees.  Talk about a motivator!  Talk about focusing the mind!

In the meantime I just watched an anti-2nd Amendment protest.  Young people begging the Government to take away their Rights.  The Right to protect themselves.  From a Government...seemingly dedicated to increasing the level of crime.  From which they need protection.

More irony.  

I'd like to say that I put on the uniform of our Armed Forces to help build a safe and prosperous society.  I'd like to say that, but I just can't.  

Pardon me while I go outside and wretch...

Sunday, May 7, 2023

57 Genders...

I heard a few years back that some of the more "Progressive" Leftoids among us began stating that there are 57 genders.

Funny, I always heard there are two.  And only two.

They need to make everything complicated.  Even gender.  I read yesterday a just-conducted Pew Poll reported that fully 57% of our adults believe that sex is assigned at the moment of birth!  Poof!  As if by magic!  So your son's not a boy until the moment he spurts down the birth canal.  At which time he is assigned a penis and a couple of nice testicles.  We are all doomed if they are so damn dumb as to believe this.

But then again, they stopped teaching civics in high school just about the time they started teaching about "diversity, equity and inclusion."  The New Religion of the New Left.  

Can we get a little less inclusion, please?  

Hearing this, I'm not so sad that my personal end is near.  Those younger than The Chuckmeister will have to deal with these dolts.  I'm past worrying about it.  But while I'm on the way out the Digital Door, I'd like to ask those of you who will be succeeding me why Democrats are so damn dumb?  I offer as my evidence one Katinje Brown-Jackson, our newest Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.  During her confimation hearings she was asked to define a woman.  She said she couldn't, as she's not a biologist.  Hmmmm.  I know the speed limit and I'm not a highway patrolman!

If you think a Cabinet-worthy appointee should be able to defiine a woman, how about this?  We've got Steve Dittelbach, our newest Director of the ATF.  That stands for Alcohol, Tobacco and FIrearms.  It also includes "Explosives," but they're too cheap to change the name.  

He was just asked last week during his Senate Confirmation Hearing to define "assault weapons."  Since "assault weapons" are being outlawed all across Big Blue states, most recently in both New York and Washington States, it would seem the guy responsible for overseeing this particular class of weaponry should be able to define them.

Wrong-o, Batman!

Mr. Dettelbach stated that the Congress would have to define "assault weapons," as he could not.  Well how the Hell can you regulate it if you can't define it?  Our Most Popular Firearm, with more than 19,000,000 in circulation.  Universally loved because they're light, modular and inexpensive.  Perfect for hunting, target shooting and self-defense.  Manufactured by more than 100 companies today, and this dude can't define them. 

I come from the Upper Midwest where we have a number of colorful colloquialsms.  My Father, God rest his soul, was known to use them on occasion (so do I!).  I'd done some dumb thing or other one day and he dredged one up to describe how he felt:  "Boy, he said, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."   I wish my Dad were still around.  I think we'd share a laugh about today's Liberal fools who can't tell a woman from an assault weapon.

In fact, maybe they have more in common than we'd previously thought...

Those who read this unassuming little blog know that we can do better than this.  The only question is, just exactly when will we start?


Friday, May 5, 2023

The Church of The Chuckmeister...

I used to think that when I retired my life would be filled with golf and poker and evenings at the American Legion, getting lit up with the boys.

Boy, was I ever wrong.

My life, like the lives of so many other Seniors, is filled with doctors appointments.  Doctors and nurses and technicians are my social life.  In fact, appointments at doctors offices, and the laboratory, and the local hospital for an MRI, or a CT, fills my life.  All day, every day.  BORRRRING!

In fact, I was sitting in an office waiting my turn to get a CT scan recently and all I could think of is the marketing opportunity they're missing.  I was a marketing executive, I remind you.  And what they were missing, I was thinking, was a nice, cold, slushy margarita!  With salt around the rim!  Yummmm, ice cold!

Can you think of a better draw to steal away the clientele of all the other clinics within a 25-mile radius?

A margarita?  In a diagnostic imaging center?  Where folks are getting x-rays?  Well Hell yes, fellow Pilgrim!  What makes you pick one doctor over another, or one clinic over another, or one automobile dealer over another, or maybe even one restaurant over another?  The little things they do to make your experience in dealing with them a pleasant and successful one!  

Helllooooo!

And so I pictured a rolling margarita cart, replete with chips and salsa, pushed around by a hot youngish babe in a Mexican outfit.  Or to be inclusive, maybe a Black babe appropriating South-of-the-border culture.  And she (or he, "identifying" as a she) would provide a small margie to each of those seated in the waiting room.  Thus minimizing their rage at sitting in an uncomfortable chair for two of their valuable hours to see some pimple-faced pill pusher who would rather be anywhere else.

And what would happen if a struggling local church were to implement my margarita idea?  Like the ones who meet in office buildings.  The ones normally closed on Sunday.  Jesus wants his pastors (and pastorinos?) to compete for converts.  And He's the one that said, BTW, "A little wine for your stomach's sake," right?  So he's all for a margie here or there.  On second thought, maybe I should come out of retirement and start my own church.  We could call it...

   The Church of the Chuckmeister!

And God knows, there would be a floating margarita bar at each and every service.  You knew I was an ordained Bishop in the Universal Life Church, didn't you?  I have over 400 weddings under my belt.  And I look forward to serving a new flock, should that be God's wish.*    

See what happens when I have to wait too long in a doctor's office?  

Bless you, my child!

*   Prospective financial backers, you know how to reach me... 

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

A "Bunker" Mentality.

We humans have always had a somewhat tenuous relationship with our police.  

That's because we tend to love them when we don't need them, and hate them when we do.  And that's because we humans tend to want to do the kinds of things that are against the law.  The fun things.  The kinds of things that get you locked up.  

And we know that our police and sheriffs and marshals and constables are all built upon a paramilitary model.  There are corporals and sergeants and lieutenants and captains and even generals to tell the troops, the underlings, what to do.  

It's "take that hill" in the Army, but "take down that criminal" in downtown Buffalo.  

But those same troops are kept in check by those same leaders, keeping those in uniform who are Hell-bent towards misusing the authority that same uniform and badge gives them.  

It could always have become an "us vs. them" mentality by those we permit to wear guns and carry tasers.  Who are now afraid of us, their employers-of-record.  Who are fond of barking out upon first approaching, "Get your hands out of your pockets."  

It's upon that basis that I "pen" this little essay...

Historians will tell us that Adolph Hitler spent the last year and a half of his life in his Berlin bunker.

He received only the news he wanted to hear, and made decisions thereon that thus secured his defeat.  As the Allies crept ever closer to the Reich's Feurer's Berlin HQ, those decisions grew ever more eratic and flawed.  He was a crazed meth addict with the walls closing in from all sides.  His condition grew to be known as a "Bunker mentality."  

More recent examples of what sort of behavior a bunker mentality could cause would include th 1992 FBI raid-gone-wrong against David Koresh and his Branch Davidians.  He died along with nearly 100 of his followers that hot Texas day.  A bunker mentality caused him to refuse to give up even in the face of obvious defeat.  

As a Professional Observer of My Fellow Man, and Woman, and Other (Taxifornia, doncha' know), it strikes me that the effort by our Biggest and Bluest Cities to "Defund the Police" a couple of years back could well have "screwed the pooch," as Billy Bob Clinton used to say.  That's because the delicate between maintaining the Constitutional rights of our Public and the 3% sworn to keep them honest could well have gone off the rails.

Think about it:  We never really liked cops, but we were happy somebody would do the messy job of corraling and jailing our most fearsome felons.  But we never wanted them to write us a ticket for speeding or knock on our door and demand we quiet down our party.  

That's the delicate balancing act of which I spoke.  So now the employers of nearly 62% of all our cops, those Big Blue mostly Northern cities gave them the collective "finger."  They wanted to adopt socialistic policies that needed no policing.  As an experiment.  An experiment that would put their cops, their long-time employees and citizens, out of their jobs.  Tens of thousands of them.  The fools.  And so that delicate balance was destroyed.  Perhaps forever.

More than 42% of all NYC's cops have now retired or resigned and walked away since their commie Board of Supervisors voted to take $6,000,000 out of their budget.  They bolted most often to the nearby suburbs, which are much more friendly to those sworn to keep them safe.  And usually pay more, I might add.  That's more than 3,500 time-tested, seasoned NYC cops, my friends!  Gone!  To Florida, and Texas, and South Carolina, most likely, where they'll earn more and be treated better.

There are so few cops left in San Franpoopco, they're down 42%, that our Boy Guv Newsom has called in the National Guard and our California Highway Patrol to try and clean up the mess he himself caused.  They'll be arriving just about the time I push "print" on this missive.  

As I've reported before, the past Sheriff of Lost Angeles County, Alex Valenzuela, recommended that the citizens of his County stop shopping in the downtown area.  But if they must, he added, please dress down and leave your Rolexes and Lamborghinis at home.  I can't help but believe his merchants didn't want to hear that no matter how true it's been proven to be.  So much so they funded the campaign to vote him out of office.     

The news just broke, BTW, that Nordstrom's is closing both of its remaining San Fran stores.  After 35 years.  They blame increased theft and assaults on their associates.  This follows Whole Foods closing their downtown SFO flagship store, after less than one year of operation.  They report they'd had to call the cops 562 times in the preceding year.  Won't be long there will be nothing left to steal.  Or to buy...  

Proof that if you fail to punish small crime, pretty soon you'll get big crime. 

I used to joke that there'd be a time when there's nothing left here in California but sign twirlers and Starbucks baristas.  Turns out my "joke" proved not to be so funny. 

There's an old Arab proverb:  "You let a camel get his nose under the tent, pretty soon you have a camel in your tent."

Just imagine the decisions those cops are now making, most often in self-defense I'm thinking, that are based on protecting themselves from a nasty public.  A public that has PROVEN it doesn't appreciate them.  And now a Big Bunch of them are gone!  Maybe the best of them, gone!  Perhaps leaving only those who are more hardened and less willing to grant "We the People" our Constitutional Rights.  Maybe more likely to do the things we often blame the cops of doing.  

How ironic!

If any of you out there have the ear of the commies who caused this grief, please inform them they played with our toys...and that they broke them.

My spleen is now vented.  Thanks so much for reading.