How To Get Rich...

You know what?

If a fella' wanted to get reeely rich in today's 'Murica, this would be the way to do it.  

Ready?

Here goes...

First, cobble together enough greenbacks to buy a liquor store.  Say you and some buddies all throw your available buckaroos into the center of the card table and put enough down to buy a local liquor store.  One in a middle-American, Democrat-led community with lots of residents, all eating and sleeping and working and living.  

And then I'd travel around to all the gyms within 20 miles.  The ones that are closed because their Democrat governors are of the belief that gyms and clothing stores and restaurants should all be closed due to the Chinese Coronavirus, but liquor stores should be wide open.  

I'd trade these gyms their future success in exchange for control of their businesses.  Whether actual ownership or just voting control, it's the same deal as far as this little scam, er business plan is concerned.  Are you with me so far?

And now owning or controlling all those gymnasiums out there, by a liquor store (may I repeat that???), by a liquor store, will now permit them to stay open during each and every pandemic, or epidemic, or stupidemic, forever.  Not casinos, not bars, not abatoirs (look it up), not shoe makers, not lawn mower repair shops, not TV repairmen (persons? humans?), just liquor stores.  

Oh yeah, and maryjowannna establishments.  Maybe that's next.

But in the meantime, we just take one single solitary liquor store and turn it into a minor conglomerate of work-out places.  We could call it "Bobby's Liquor Emporium."  I like that, don't you?  And each gym would be labeled as "Annex #1," and "Annex #2," etc.  However, each gym would be operating under a "dba," or "doing business as."  Thus, they would each continue to operate under their own dba gym names, just as before.  Except that now they're a part of a liquor store empire, they'll all be offering cocktails at each location. 

"Margaritas?  Margaritas, anyone?"

So, in summation, if you can't close down a liquor store, then you can't close down a gym owned and operated by a liquor store.  Got it?

I knew that you would...