As you can well imagine, those of enormous intellect such as I have been known to occasionally evidence, ahem, (I considered myself the smartest kid in school. Others didn't...), have occasional fleeting thoughts that are sometimes worth jotting down. And perhaps sharing. So here goes a "jot" or two. And a "share" or two...
- The Queen has finally taken some time off after 96 years. Joe O'Biden takes time off every day. In fact, fully 40% of his entire time in office has been spent...taking time off. He spent his entire senatorial career commuting by Amtrak between Baltimore and D.C. every single weekend, and now he's just changed his home address. The commute is faaar less, and the view is faaar better...
- Do you have to be "whelmed" before you can be overwhelmed? Asking for a friend...
- I'd like to know the average I.Q.'s of our Congressweenies. Wouldn't you? 100? Maybe less? Far less?
- Minimum wage in Taxifornia was $15.00 an hour two years ago. It was $7.75 two years before that. Now it's whatever the employer has to pay to get some pimply-faced loser to put down his video game and drag himself out of his mom's basement and trundle on down to the Choke 'n Puke. Where he can pick up $20.00 an hour asking, "Would you like fries with that?" While our new Army recruits are earning $15.00 an hour risking their lives. Our greasy Boy Guv up there in Sacramento can justify that, how?
- Whatever happened to customer service? I mean, you call someplace and a real live person answers? And then directs you to your desired individual. Or extension. Or simply answers your question? Is that so hard? It seems now, the bigger the business, the harder it is to actually get to a homo sapiens sapiens to help you. I actually called my Primary Care Provider's office at 11:30 yesterday morning and every single extension had one of those, "We'll call you back within 24 to 48 hours." Damn! You could die! And had your ashes spread by then!
- When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now, when I receive my electric bill, I'm scared of the light!
- I dunno' 'bout chew, but before the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus was "unleashed," I just naturally assumed that most of my fellow man (all inclusive term) were of average intelligence. With the occasional dumbo thrown in there, of course. But not too many of them. But then I began seeing clips of my fellow Patriots being dragged off little league fields for not wearing a mask. And ordinary, presumably room temperature-I.Q. folks riding their bikes and wearing a mask. Or driving in their cars, windows rolled up, wearing a mask. A mask that does not work for virus-ss-ses (they're designed for bacteria, mucho largero than viri! Like 50 x largero!). But they've bought the bulls*it hook, line and sinker. That means completely. They're probably the same folks who watch CNN(LOL) and MSPMS...
- So far, some 5,000,000 illegal aliens, or "newly-arrived asylum-seekers, who will not qualify for asylum," have become wards of America. Without America having chosen to invite them. Or, rather only a small fraction of "America" invited them. Just a few Ivy-leave pukes in "The Swamp" invited them. Those who are trying to replace the used-to-be-Democrat voters who are now running like scalded dogs to the Republican Party. 5 Million. That's the population of Houston, Los Angeles and Philadelphia. Combined. Who are now where, and are doing what? And to whom?
Remember, any one of them who tries to work has to get a Social Security card first. And doing so is a FELONY!
- Notice fewer ads for weight loss programs on TV these days? That's because with raging Bidenflation, one cannot afford to eat. Let's see now, put gas in the tank so I can get to work, or give the Little Lady the same $80.00 for groceries? Hmmm...
- I hope my fellow 'Muricans remember when they go to the voting booth that the Democrats have been in complete control of all the levers of power for the past three years! The Presidency, the House of Reps, and the Senate. Plus all the committees. So, whatever joy you're feeling, chalk it up to them. And pain? The same. Place the blame where it belongs; the Democrat Party and their Avatar, Joe O'Biden.
Nomsayin'?...
- I don't need to win the lottery. All I need is to have the Plexiglas distributorship when the next pandemic comes around...
- You'll be (dis)pleased to know that we've been giving phones to all the illegals as they cross so we can keep in touch with them. All 5,000,000 of them (we paid for 5 million phones?). So we can know where they are. So we can go scoop them up if they get rowdy or don't show up to the cattle call when ordered. That's what they've been telling us.
Well now, turns out the $80,000,000 contract we let with O'Biden's cousin's company (just guessing) to monitor the illegals in their various travels (hope they're living their very best lives!), are explicitly prevented from using GPS to locate them! You read that right! The only reason I can figure for this "little" exclusion is so that they cannot be located. Go ahead, you simpleton guards, you! Try and find those illegals with a blindfolds over your eyes!
- Right now, there are 1.5 firearms for every 'Murican. Some 435 million of them, according to that same FBI that does its best to put Conservatives in the hoosegow. And they are owned, according to the G-Men, by 100,000,000 of us. One Hundred Million of us! One out of three! I wonder if those folks who are working overtime to deprive us of what's left of our liberties know that? And if they also know that if they squeeze us too hard, we just might respond too hard?
So now, fellow Patriots, I've vented my spleen to a level not seen in modern times. No more to vent. All gone. See you when the spleen fills up. Gotta' go.
Buh bye!
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