Jeopardy!

So it's looking like the longish nightmare visited upon each and every one of us in the almost never-ending search for a Democrat 2020 POTUS candidate is nearly over. 

Thank God!  

It's looking like Prez Donald J. Trump will be facing Joseph Biden in the fall.  Yes, it's looking like we may have our two POTUS candidates...

Buuuuut, the Democrats and the Liberals and the socialists and the communists and the college and university professors and the lobbyists and the proud members of our so-called "Mainstream Media" have begun telling us that The Donald is  "Morbidly Obese!"  Do they even know what that term actually means?  Interesting...

And the Republicans and the conservatives and the folks at the White House and anyone with half a brain are telling us that good ol' "Uncle Joe" is no longer playing with a full deck.  His elevator has ceased going to the top floor.  He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.  The Bottom Line, as they say, is he's suffering from early-onset dementia (my formal, official, professional diagnosis). 

Actually, where I come from, we would say, "He couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight."  Kind of like that... 

The Lefties will shout that Trump is faaaaat!  The Righties will scream that Biden is Non Compas Mentis (look it up)!  Who's right, I would ask rhetorically?  There's really only one way to  find out for sure...

In the old days two old codgers like these would face off on the field of battle.  They'd gallop towards each other on horseback wielding lances and shields.  Or they'd stand, back-to-back, pistols cocked and ready, prepared to take those ten scary paces called for in a duel to the death.  Or, they'd meet on Front Street at High Noon, six guns poised for the draw.  But that was yesterday.  How about today?  

Jeopardy!  

I propose that we get in touch with Alan Trebek and arrange a pay-per-view, three-day "duel" for these old boys on Jeopardy.  We could test the mental acuity of both candidates with Trebek as the moderator.  He'd ask the questions, let's just see exactly WHO between these two candidates could come up with the answers.  

Annnnd, at $20 a household for the privilege of watching, we should be able to pay off our National Debt while we find out which of these august old war horses is sharp enough to lead the nation.  I think Trump would go for this.  Yes, yes he would.  And, I doubt very much if Joe's people would let him participate.  Oh, he'd say "yes," completely oblivious to the obvious, but they'd say "Noooooooo!"  What do you think?

All good ideas are looking for somewhere to go and die.  Let's try and keep this one alive.  "Jeopardy 2020!"  It's got a good ring to it, now don't it? 

Pass it along.  Make it go VIRAL!