Melatonin Causes Crime!

It just struck me, fellow Patriots.  I believe I now know what's causing the epidemic of crime afflicting our biggest cities.

Follow along while I make my case.  New York City's mayor is a guy named Eric Adams.  And Lost Angeles has a woman named Karen Bass running things.  And in San Francisco, the mayor is a lady (I'm assuming she's a lady...it's San Franpoopco, you know) named London Breed.  And in Chicago we have a proud socialist named Kevin Johnson as mayor.  For whom the victim is always wrong and the perpetrator is always right.  

And in Baltimore it's a guy named Brandon Scott as mayor.  In New Orleans, the murder capital of America?  It's a woman named LaToya Cantrell.  Let's try St. Louis, shall we?  Okay, it's a woman named Tishaura Jones.  Well how about Houston, Mr. Chuckmeister?  Our 4th largest city?  The answer is a guy named Sylvester Turner. 

And then there's Cavalier Johnson from Milwaukee.  And Vi Lyles from beautiful Charlotte.  And even Raz Baraka from Newark and Eric Johnson from Dallas. 

The list goes on, and on.  And on...

One has to wonder what all these folks have in common, besides mayorally running the largest cities in America.  Especially since half of America's moms don't know whether their kids will come home today with a bullet in them or a body bag around them.  

Could there be a common denominator between these nice folks and the crime-beset cities in which they live?  Given the crisis of crime in America, is there something these "leaders" all have in common with the crimes unfolding around them?  I think I have the answer:  

           THEY'RE ALL BLACK!

As I said, it struck me:

Either there's a correlation between the incidence of Black leadership and crime, or perhaps there's a correlation between the amount of melatonin in the leadership and crime.  

Take your pick.

One could say that blaming our yuuuuge crime crises on Black mayors is racist!  Racist!  RACIST, do you hear me!

Hmmm...  

Okay, so they're all Black, and the crimes are in the cities where the mayors are all Black.  And even the majority of its citizens are Black.  But we can't say that, 'cause the so-called "MainStreamMedia" won't report it.  'Cause they're the Media Arm of the Democrat National Committee.  They live, eat, breathe and sleep to put a Democrat in charge, and then keep him(her/it/they) there.  So in order to avoid that pitfall, from which there is no escape, wink-wink, let's just blame it on...

                    Melatonin! 

That's sort of like blaming bank robbing on the money, for without it, there would be no bank robbing.  Got it?  Like the famous bank robber John Dillinger once said when asked why he robbed banks, "Because that's where the money is."  But we'll do it in an attempt to avoid the obvious.

Wink-wink!  

So, fellow Patriots, let's try and find some White or Tan, or maybe even Red-ish folks to run for mayor in these crime-ridden towns.  Maybe a different color of leadership - maybe less melatonin - can finally stem this awful tendency. 

It must be known that even if the crime continues unabated after they do so, the hard-core Left will still have Whitey to blame...