Escape From Montana...

So I have crafted a brand "New Plan" to take care of our Democrat-created crime crisis here in America.  And it kinda' works like this:

Some dumb gangbanger kid with one parent, fer example, jacks a car and then robs a 7/11.  He then tries to murder his partner-in-crime over a bag of crack, and then tries to strangle his babymomma who signed him up for line dance classes, while high as a kite on fentanyl.  He was high, not his gurrlfriend.

He then runs over a cop's foot and gets caught, after stealing a car and leading the fuzzz on a 3-county chase lasting more than a hour.  I say surprisingly,  'cause that usually doesn't happen anymore.  In the land of "Defund the Police," it doesn't.

So this kid, having 153 prior arrests on his record, even elicits the enmity of the local District Attorney, whose Maserati payment comes directly from the office of George Soros.  So this kid gets charged with all that stuff, gets a public defender, which we pay for, is arraigned and then thrown in jail.  

Which we pay for.  

In our "no cash bail" state of Taxifornia, like so many other "woke" havens, which permits hardened felons to go free even after they're caught, this kid was turned loose and sent home after the other 152 crimes.  

But not this time...

His P.D., who makes a whopping $45.00 an hour for representing this stain on humanity's shorts (and moonlights as an Uber driver), cuts a deal with the prosecutor, who believes that 153 still isn't enough.  The State drops the two attempted murder charges, and the gun and the carjacking and the armed robbery charges, which would have gotten this puke 45 years, in exchange for a guilty plea for "narcotic paraphernalia and bad breath."  

He gets six (6) months in the Riverside County jail.  But, because he reminded the deputies that Robert Downey, the Jr. was permitted to go home early from that same jail because he washed their cars back in 2005, and who knows what else he did, our felon was paroled after only two (2) months.  Back to his babymomma and his lucrative pharmaceutical bizzness.

And the Soros bought-and-paid-for D.A. still thought that was too long.

And why do they do that?  Besides "equity" and Liberal bulls*it and all that?  Because there are only 2,300,000 jail cells in all of America.  And anytime the crime rate goes up, our politicians start letting them out in droves.  Because the CPDLW's* refuse to let those to who whom they give $Millions in campaign donations build any more prisons!  Because prisons keep people locked up!  And locked up...bad!  

Or something! 

The same reason our Boy Guv here in Taxifornia has turned loose more than 62,000 hardened felons from our prisons since 2020.   

So our criminal justice system puts them in the front door, and our Liberal injustice system lets them out the back.   

That's the way it works, folks.

              ///  NOW THEN  \\\

Did you know there are only 577,043 citizens residing in all of Montana?  Or roughly the same number of souls Joe O'Biden lets through our southern "border" every month?  

And did you know there are only 1,973,429 prisoners in all of our jail cells in all of our prisons in all of America?  As of March, 2022?  And the # is going up?

And did you know it's estimated to cost more than $35,000 each to house those above listed prisoners?

And did you know it's estimated to cost more than twice that, more than $73,000 each, to keep them on Death Row?  And more than $11,000,000** on average to put them to death?  If they're ever put to death (average stay before the noose is 11.5 years)?

And did you know that Montana sports 147,040 square miles?  Our fourth largest state?  Larger than Japan?

Hello, fellow Patriots, I have a rather unusual suggestion.  One that makes a whole lot of sense if you just think it through.  Here goes...

I suggest we move all our prisoners, all state and Federal prisoners, to Montana.  I suggest we take a small percentage of the $'s we're sending to Ukraine and move all of Montana's citizens to nearby states.  And then I suggest we build a wall around Montana.  A nice, high wall, designed to keep all the Bad Guys "in."  In fact, I hear we have more than $600 Million Dollars in unused BUT PAID FOR material piled up at our Southern Border, which could be used to build that wall.

And then I propose to house all our Bad Guys from all our states and cities and counties and Indian reservations into one place, where they can be observed and managed at a more reasonble and prudent cost to the Taxpayer(s).  And I propose further than our states pay a percentage of what it cost them to house these felons to our Treasury to help offset our new costs.  Okay so far?

I mean, think of it: we could employ a helicopter to do thrice-daily "meals-on-blades" drops to the prisoners.  Do better and get more grub.  Maybe divide Montana into four quadrants, with the Bad Guys separated according to their danger to society.  Act nicer, get another cheeseburger.  Isn't that the way socialism is supposed to work?

Oh wait...  That's capitalism.

We know that family and friends and history mean nothing to O'Biden or his goons.  They've successfuly destroyed centuries-old neighborhoods by the score since they opened our Southern Border.  Through which more than 7,000,000 illegal aliens have walked!  Holding hands.  Knowing that they've bypassed their only impediment to scoring a lucrative gig here on American soil: the cartels.  Which they've paid.  To come here.  Not us, them!

Read that last paragraph again...

The "Conservative" way of doing things is to "conserve" our rich history and neighbors and jobs and family and friends and religion the way we've always known it, and the way we want it passed down to our children.  And their children.  

That's what conservatism means.

But that's been taken away.  So now we have to figure out a new way of managing the "New America."  An America filled with crime and corruption and greed and hunger and danger and filth.  Where the criminal is protected and the victim is made to pay.  Where Americans have purchased more than 350,000,000 firearms since B. Hussein Obama was consummated.  And they now need them...

We've got to put all our criminals in one place to try and give our overburdened citizens some relief.  When word of that gets out, maybe then, they'll stop coming...

Do you remember the movie "Escape From Los Angeles?"  Where Kurt Russell's Snake Plitkin did battle with the evil overlord in an effort to escape?  We laughed at it back then.  It was unimaginable, we thought.  Boy, how wrong we were!  People who can afford it are escaping from Lost Angeles by the hundreds of thousands every year now, and taking their high-paying jobs with them.

Take my advice.  When we have a fire we first try and contain the damage.  We should do the same with our criminals.  And I'm thinking our retirees and military veterans just might just make good prison guards...

*     Commie Pinko Dumbass Liberal Weenies...

**   We'll shoot them for free...