Just Catching Up...

Well okay here, just catching up.  

I've been busy with my other career piloting a nuclear submarine (I used to be into animal husbandry until they caught me at it!), so I haven't been following the news too closely.  I gather Joe Biden "won," however, and I put the won in "quotes" because I hear they're still fighting over it, and that some 78% of Republican voters think the election was stolen!  Hey!  That's a lot!  Since some 74 Million people voted for Trump, that means almost 40% of America is pissed!  

                                  Bigly!

So how does this work now?  I'm sure Trump has figured out how to "weaponize" the FBI or the CIA or the NSA or one of those alphabet monster Gummint outfits more closely resembling the Mafia.  Just like Obama did to him.  And most likely Trump has also figured out how to label Biden a Russian spy.  Or maybe even a Chinese spy.  Like Obama did to him.  Remember, Biden's wastrel, addicted, philandering, loser son Hunter was the recipient of $1.5 Billion from the Chinese a few years back.  Don't ask me why, but I have a pretty good idea.  Biden is obviously in China's pocket, so labeling him a spy should be a piece of cake.

Oh yeah, and we must not forget to yell out how Biden's an "illegitimate" president at every turn.  That's what they did to Trump, remember?  The Democrats labeled him as illegitimate from the day he was inaugurated, so doing the same to Biden should be expected.  Heck, remember that some 65 Democrat members of the House of Representatives boycotted Trump's inauguration?  They didn't even bother to show up.  Remember the N. Y. Times' front page on Trump's Inauguration Day?  It blurted out their desire to start his impeachment immediately.  Yeah, couldn't even wait a day for two for him to do something wrong.  Maybe it's time to start planning for Biden's impeachment.  Or, maybe it won't matter since Harris is already ahead of us all there.  Even good ol' boy Jimmuh Carter, previously one of the worst ex-Presidents, named Trump as illegitimate, so sticking Biden with the "i" word shouldn't prove too difficult. 

Special counsel, anyone?  I think The Trumpster should name a Special Counsel before he leaves the Oval Orifice.  He'd be snooping around, high and low, looking under every rock.  No telling what he might find!   Or maybe a "she."  A female Special Counsel would be nice, so Democrats would be somewhat hamstrung on how to treat her.  Or maybe even a transgender S.C.  That would be even better!  And it would take up a whole lot of D.C.'s oxygen, trying to figure out how to lambast a political appointee just when they'd rather focus on raising our taxes and ending fracking and "changing back" the climate and confiscating our guns.  

It's fun to be a pest, isn't it?

And we also have to begin the chant, "He's not my president!"  Loudly.  All day, every day.  We'll demand the boycott of any company or organization that advocates for any cause favorable to Biden or his Democrat henchmen.  And women.  And all the other genders.  Well, don't blame me!  They're the ones that said we have 57 genders!  I'm just trying to be inclusive!

So let's take inventory here: Trump should name a Special Counsel to call witnesses and name grand juries and spend $Millions; and Republicans should start calling Biden "illegitimate" while they plan his impeachment; and boycotts should begin immediately, especially concerning Facebook and Twitter and all those other Left-leaning social media outfits; and Trump should make sure that he does everything he can to turn Federal spy agencies against Biden and his cohorts.   

With all of this in place, Biden can begin his term just like Trump did; facing a quagmire of pitfalls at every turn.  Except that he'll have to do that while also watching over his shoulder for Karmela.  She just might whip out that trusty old 25th Amendment to try and show him the door.  The same one he tried to use on Trump.  And so I wish him the same sort of luck he visited upon Trump.  And all of it was bad.  Too bad, so sad.  

As they say, politics is a contact sport...