How About Jesus?

Even those of you who have followed the incessant deconstruction of what was San Francisco, the used-to-be most beautiful city in America, will no doubt be shocked to hear of their latest bit of Liberal tomfoolery.

The District Superintendents of San Francisco County have voted to remove the name "Abraham Lincoln" from Abraham Lincoln High School.  Not kidding.  It seems that the uber-Progressive commie pukes who are running things up there do not now believe that "Black lives mattered to him" sufficiently.   Ummm, exsqueeze me? 

No, not an SNL skit.  That's what they actually said.  Oh yeah, and they also said "...the majority of his policies proved to be detrimental to the Native American community."

Wha...?

A President killed by a Democrat for loving Blacks too much, and who was apparently unfair to Native Americans, according to the Monday morning quarterbacks in San Franpoopsco, a People who he probably never even met or knew enough to worry about (he was pretty busy with a War, as you'll recall), is to be cancelled by a bunch of degenerate fools who think that meat comes shrink-wrapped from their local Safeway. 

I sincerely do not know where this could all end up, but I'm guessing it will be a place we won't like.  The Washington Redskins Football Team was recently hounded by a bunch of Progressive weenies so much that the owner was forced to drop the "Redskins" part of the name for fear of losing sponsorships.  FedEx, the title sponsor of FedEx Field, threatened to withdraw its $20 million dollar sponsorship unless the Redskin's owner folds.  So now this team, previously known by the now unmentionable name for its entire 70+ year history, is now known only as "The Washington Football Team."  And I guess there's no way for the pantywaist delberts to find fault with that.   

Although I'm sure they'll try.

Which brings us to a potential solution to this recurring problem:  how about we simply name sporting teams and towns and military bases and monuments and everything else named for a person, especially a person who somebody somewhere might have thought did something during their life that might have angered somebody, or injured somebody, or caused somebody to have psychic pain, the name "Jesus!"  Yeah, that's it!  How about "Jesus High School" of San Francisco?  

Since Jesus was the only perfect human ever, a fact with which most of us would agree, and you'll recall America was founded as a majority Christian nation, then there shouldn't be anybody anywhere who could find fault with that name.  Unless they are atheists, of course, which I hear nearly everyone in San Franpoopco, is.  And unless they're a Muslim, of course.  Or Jewish, like Senator Feinstein.  But hey, they'd probably be happier with the name Mohammed, But there's already so many schools named after Mohammed these days that renaming another one wouldn't cause a stir.  But I don't recall a single high school named after "Jesus."

So, fellow Pilgrims, I offer up this bit of advice to my friends up there in San Fran.  Simply rename the school after "Jesus" and the problem will be solved.  

Or not. 

(Postscript:  Although the name "Jesus" might well work for a high school, I'm doubtful it would be suitable for a football team.  The "Washington Jesus-us?"  Ummmm, no.)