"Weekend at Ruthie's"

Let me start at the end and work my way back to the beginning, okay?  Ready?  Here it comes...

Democrats are not all that bright.  Why?

Do you recall the 1989 movie "Weekend at Bernie's?"  You know, the black comedy directed by Ted Kotcheff?  The one where two guys go to their boss with a suspected crime in their company and the boss, a guy named "Bernie," turns out to be the criminal?  He invites them to his posh beach house for the weekend, planning to kill them.  In a twist of fate he's killed instead, leaving the two guys with a dead Bernie.  They wonder why they they shouldn't just stay and enjoy the weekend.  So they decide to go for it by propping him up in the corner and pretending he's still alive, enabling them to party hearty for days.  Their nefarious little plan works remarkably well, which brings us up to right now, right here, today, in 2020 America...

I don't know about you, but I just cannot believe that enterprising Democrats didn't adopt a similar strategy once they'd found out Ruthie had up and died.  You know Ruthie, don't you?  She was Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Supreme Court Associate Justice who's been the champion of women's rights and abortionists everywhere for decades.  Just imagine, the "Notorious RGB," as her fans called her, lashed to a hand truck and carted around Washington, D.C.  She's about the same size as those hand trucks you see at the Home Depot, so one of those orange ones would have worked out just super...

Since we're in the depths of a Chinese Killer Coronavirus pandemic, all the Supreme Court Justices are now convening via "Zoom," so getting together in person doesn't happen.  As a matter of fact, nobody's seen RBG for months.  They could therefore have hidden the fact that she'd croaked for days and days.  Weeks, even.  Maybe even months!  Limited only by their efforts to cover up the, umm, well you know.  After all, Ruthie, suffering through a myriad of health complications over the past dozen years or so, has looked like she'd passed away a long time ago, so no one should have noticed the difference.  As a matter of fact, she was so small you could have put her in the trunk of your politically-correct Prius and driven her all around town if public appearances had proved necessary.  She didn't do or say much when she made a public appearance, so no one would have noticed she'd taken the celestial discharge.  In fact, why RGB's sycophants didn't hatch such a plan is all you need to know about their blatant lack of creativity (why didn't they call me?).

Like I said, Democrats are pretty dumb. 

Had her rabid followers lit upon such a plan, they might have avoided the reality now facing them in the Supreme Court; she's dead and Big Bad Orange Man gets to pick her replacement.  Against her dying wishes we're told (Hey Ruthie!  Judges don't get to pick their replacements!)  His 3rd Supreme Court nomination!  And, if Ruthie's replacement is approved in the Senate, Trump will have turned the Court into a 6 - 3 Conservative majority.  Which could, and likely will, make a major imprint on Court decisions for at least three decades.  Are Democrats happy about this?  Ummmm, 

                        NOOOOOOOO!

So we're going to be treated to a once-in-a-lifetime show, ladies and germs.  For the next five weeks we're going to be treated to Democrats vilifying Trump's nominee, no matter who she is (he's told us she'll be a "she").  And vilifying the Senate majority.  And vilifying Trump.  And vilifying Melania.  And vilifying Barron.  And vilifying the whole Trump family.  And vilifying Republicans and Conservatives everywhere.  There will be enough vilifying to last you, fellow Pilgrims, for a lifetime.  

Just remember this: they've given Trump, and us, my fellow Conservatives, an option:  Don't do what Article 2 of the Constitution tells the Prez to do.  Don't appoint RGB's replacement.  Let the NEXT Prez do it, hoping aging Joe will emerge victorious.  Be nice.  Be kind.  Like they are (heh, heh).  And unless we do?  They've promised to burn it all down.  "Biden voters," also known as "Antifa" and "Black Lives Matters" members, have threatened us with death and dismemberment unless we cower in fear and let them take charge of everything, everywhere.  Forever.

I don't know about you, but I don't plan on acceding to their wishes.  I plan on continuing to embrace my Conservative principles and suggest my Republican colleagues in D. C. do the same.   And everywhere else, BTW.  Yes, I suspect there will be some blowback over this.  I suspect that there will be some serious response to these never-ending threats to our lives and our livelihood.  I suspect those same "Biden voters" will try to "burn it all down."  But I suspect that they will learn a harsh lesson if they try:  

        Just remember, we're the ones with all the guns...