Tuesday, December 10, 2024

"The Sky is Falling!"

Our lame "Corporate Media" likes to reduce everything down to a "sound bite" so that their reporters can cough it up when it's "game time," and the camera turns on.

Here it is, decade by decade:

     -   "Win the War" 40's

     -   "Rebuild" 50's

     -  "Turn on, Tune in, Drop Out" 60's

     -  "Another Ice Age" 70's

     -  "Acid Rain Will Destroy Everything" 80's

     -  The "Ozone Layer is Disappearing!"  90's

     -  "Ice Caps Will All Melt" 00's

     -  "Global Warming Will Kill Us All!"  '10's

     -  "Climate Chaos Will Cause a Fiery Hell!" '20's

Here's a little memo to all the folks who desperately need something to fear.  Something to worry about.  Something over which to suffer extreme anxiety.  Lighten up!  EGBOK!  Everything's Gonna' Be Okay!  And even if it isn't, you can't do a dayummm thing about it!

As you were...

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