Need Some Non-Racist Names?

Didja hear?

Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington, ummm, "Football Team," has just announced he's ready, sort of, to more or less announce the new name of his woebegone football team.

Kind of.

He had to rename it, doncha' know, because its name is, ummm, well sort of racist.  We're told.  He's been told.  By classic bleeding heart Libbies who mourn for those who are too far gone to mourn for themselves.  Even from the likes of Fred Smith, the Chairman of FedEx, his Team's Stadium's title sponsor.  At the rate of $20 Million Dollars per year.  "So change it," Fred's ordered Dan.  Imagine: being a $Billionaire and being ordered around by a bunch of pantywaist pukes who have a deep-seated need to tell other people what they can do with their own...LEGAL...property.  Did I mention it is legal?  

Better him than me...

The name "Redskins" wasn't racist 80 years ago when the Team was named, or 50 years ago, or 30 years ago, even, but it is now.  Because we live in this hyper-politicized society.  Where everybody is a racist even if they don't know it themselves.  Especially if they are White!  And somebody somewhere might have been "triggered" by the continued use of the name "Redskins."  Except the real "Redskins," of course, who have all voted they have no problemo with the name.  Nope, our Native American Red Man doesn't seem to care about being called a Redskin.  More than half (54%) thought it was a complement, asamattaofact...

So being the helpful type, as I always am, I thought I'd dedicate a few brain cells in the furtherance of helping Good Ol' Dan find a new name.  Gotta' keep those Capitol City panderers happy now, don't we?  Here's a few names, Dan.  Hope you find them helpful...

  -  Washington Carjackers

  -  Washington Killers

  -  Washington Felons

  -  Washington Politicians

  -  Washington "Blacks"*

  -  Washington Grifters

  -  Washington Pandemics

  -  Washington "BLM's"

  -  Washington Looters

  -  Washington Plunderers

  -  "Swamp City" Sinners

  -  Washington Thieves

  -  Washington Pick-Pockets

  -  Washington Homeless

  -  Washington Purse-Snatchers 

And finally, the one that gets my vote:

  -  "Capitol City Commies"

If you have any better suggestions, send them along.  I think Dan could use all the help he can get...

*  You think the name "Blacks" would be inappropriate?  How about the Cleveland Browns???