Seems Like We're All Doomed, America!

We're being told that the Earth will come to a fiery end in twelve years.

Yep, no point in arguing, we're being schooled by our "superiors" in Congress and the Media and by our celebrities that we humans have so screwed up the Earth that it will burn to a crisp in Just. Twelve. Years.

Now to start with, I don't know if that "12 years" thing started last year, or the year before, or the day the ex-bartender from the Bronx was elected to the Congress, but it's for sure 12 years.

Robert Francis O'Roarke, our newest Dem POTUS candidate has told us this.  Repeatedly.  And so has one Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, brand-new Dem Representative from Da' Bronx.  Every day.  And all the other Democrat candidates for the Presidency 2020 have joined in, including Kamala and Bernie and Amy and Cory and Therba and Floyd and Elmo and Zeke and Mohammed and all the other would-be Saviors of Mankind, letting us plebes know that we have just a tad over a decade to live...unless we all get together and...return to the Stone Age!

Yep, their "Green New Deal," which AOC launched within a couple of days of arriving in D.C. (Damn!  A degree in economics from Boston College ($65,000 a year) sure makes a bartender reeeely smart, don't it?), specifies that we must stop all air travel, stop driving our cars, stop eating meat, stop cooling and heating our homes, and basically just stop everything we've been doing that makes people efficient, comfortable, warm, healthy and purposeful.  

(Another patented Chuckmeister longish sentence.  You're welcome.)

Just revert back to the way it was in the 1850's and everything will be just fine, they tell us.  And I believe they actually believe this load of bovine excrement.  And that's even more alarming and perplexing than than their plan to "solve" it! 

So where did this "twelve years to live" scenario come from?  The "Paris Climate Accords," which wasn't a treaty (nobody ever signed it!).  It was simply an agreement between some 30 nations that the more developed countries would spend loads of cash to try and reduce greenhouse gas emissions, primarily CO2, from our atmosphere, while the "emerging" countries, that's the other 161, would have a pass on doing anything for well into the future.  

And by "well into the future," I mean 2040.  Yep, China and India, together responsible for an enormous 40% of all global emissions, are given a pass for the next 21 years.  They don't have to spend a dime, while we and the other industrialized countries, but mainly America, must spend $Trillions of Dollars to somehow make amends for our success.

Lemme' say that again; we're responsible for 13% of global pollution.  China and India?  40+%.  But WE have to spend huge money and they get to skip on down the road.  Trump didn't like that.  Neither do I.  Neither should you.  He bowed out of the Paris Climate Accord.  And the Leftoids have never been the same...

CO2, we're told, is the major reason for all this "global warming," or "climate chaos," or "climate disruption," or "climate change," or maybe "temperature variation," or whatever they're choosing to call it these days, and it's increased dramatically over the past few years, the "believers" tell us.  And that only by reducing it sufficiently can we keep from roasting alive in a fiery Hell!

Of course, that's all theory.  No one knows for sure whether there's direct causal relationship between CO2 levels and "global something-or-other."  And don't believe that crap about "96% of climate scientists agree;" 96% of climate scientists work directly or indirectly for the Government.  And they want their grants and stipends and paychecks to continue.  Imagine if they were to simply proclaim that climate fluctuates and this is a fluctuation.  Whoops!  Paychecks go bye bye.

But hey, that's enough for "The Sky is Falling" crowd.  And enough for them to try and remanufacture our puny, insignificant lives.  Not theirs, ours...

All they want us to do is give them the rest of our money.  Whatever's left from paying inflated taxes, we'd get to pay another tax.  This one to "fix" whatever they're calling it.  However, I'd like to ask whoever would administer this effort exactly what sort of guarantee they'd give us in exchange for ruining America?  But I shan't hold my breath.  

I just heard a pundit on TV call a man who expressed doubt about this whole global warming scare a "climate denier."  This is pure and simple fascism, people, and we shouldn't let them get away with it.  I intend to call it what it is; a bunch of manipulative politicians trying to hipppmotizzzz fearful snowflakes into coughing up all their cash.  

Oh yeah, by the way, the "Paris Accord" stated that they believed they had 12 years to effect "suitable and necessary change," otherwise it might be too late to bother.  So from "believed" and "might" they took us to THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!  

Maybe if these limp-wristed twits would actually read the thing they purport to embrace, they might actually understand what it says and stop making world-class fools out of themselves.

Oh yeah, if we were to assume these quivering masses of "Progressive" protoplasm are correct, and that we only have 12 years, then I'd suggest we all go out and get drunk.  Considering it took more than 15 years to rebuild the World Trade Center, just imagine how long it would take to retrofit every building in America...