Wanna' Stop a Caravan?

Simple.

First:  Print up a whole bunch of those "Map to the Stars Homes" thingies.  Nice ones.  Four color.  A few thousand should do.

Second:  Supply them to the Border Patrol and our Army National Guard troops.

Third:  Line up the Border Patrol and the Army Guard folks starting at El Centro, CA, where the fence is falling down, all the way across Arizona, where there is no fence.

Fourth:  Instruct our patrol folks to hand out a Map to each marauding "migrant" as they invade, along with a bus ticket and instructions how to get to Brentwood and Bel Air.  Kind of like an official "Welcome Wagon" reception.

Since we know that the Katy Perry's and the Babsy Streisand's and the George Clooney's of this world have excoriated all of us who wish our laws followed, stating flatly that they would gladly provide shelter and sustenance to any visiting "migrant."  

Well, folks, let's have them put their expansive back yards where their famous mouths are.  You'd be surprised how many "migrants" you can stack in one of those 5-acre compounds.  All you need is some pup tents and a few butlers and maids to get them fresh sheets and blankies and supply sundown cocktails.  Got to make them comfy, right?

Oh yeah, we've got to contact Howard Schultz and see if we can get some freebie coupons to Starbucks.

Guv. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown, our Civil Servant-for-Life, has given The Donald the finger regarding illegal immigration.  To Brown, no immigration is illegal.  Well, let's put him to the test.  Imagine the optics of 15,000 "migrants" living next to the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Ya' think maybe Brown's phone would ring?