Black, Gay, and an Immigrant.

I've been to two county fairs, a state fair, a goat-roping contest and a buzzard fu*k, and I've never in my life seen anyone as sinfully, painfully, awkwardly dumb as Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP).

(NOTE:  Real journalism about to occur.  Prepare yourselves...)

So I feel compelled, Fellow Patriots, to finally purge my XXL spleen over this Major League burr under my figurative saddle blanket.

Those familiar with the best-selling book "The Peter Principle" know, simply stated, that "we all excel until we reach our own level of incompetence."  And then we tend to stay there until we're fired, retire, are voted out, or die.  I would offer up our own "Mumbler-in-Chief" as a sterling example proving this truism.  But I thought I'd feature another example fully worthy of my scathing retribution, who's reached that pinnacle earlier in life.  Here goes...

We all know that Rachel Maddow jumped ship directly from serving as O'Biden's Press Secretary to a one-night-a-week "talking head show" on his fave channel, MSPMS.  For the $20,000,000 (with an "M") they're paying her to show up for an hour on Friday evenings.  Must be a really shi*ty environment over there if you have to pay that kind of dough to get people to come to work.  But the woman they replaced her at the podium is why I'm offering up this particular rant.    

That burr under my saddle blanket is one Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP, as she's "affectionately/derisively" known).  She, as you most likely know, is Joe O'Biden's White House Press Secretary.  It's her job to report to the Press Corps what's happening in America's world.  Maybe somebody forgot to tell her that.  Because she's famous, as she said breathlessly upon mounting the podium for the very first time, for the following:

"I'm proud to say I'm the very first Black, Gay and illegal immigrant to ever become Press Secretary!"

I'd like to start my load of legendary vitriol by saying this woman (she is a woman, right?) understands the "Chuckmeister Rule of Leftoid Acceptance."  Check as many boxes on the  "Weird-a*s List" as humanly possible.  KJP could only be better for this job if she were also a Midget, a Gypsy, be part Indian (errr, Indigenous Personage?), or even a  real Indian, like our own Karmala Harris, claim Palestinian DNA, and be suffering from the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.  

You got to tick those boxes to keep the far-Left activists happy, ya' know?

And so she does.  She's married to some other female (she's a female, I think) Federal trough-slurper.  Don't know whether she's the husband or the wife, but I digress.  All this Black and gay and immigrant thing would be sort of both cute, and TMI, if this babe were just, how can I say it?  Also, ummm, well...  

                               SMART?

But she's not.  She's actually dumber than a bag of rocks.  Her thoughts, the scant few of them that there are, bang around in her dreds-quaffed noggin like BB's in a boxcar.  We know that's true because she reads all answers to all questions from a briefing binder.  Nothing original, all canned.  In fact, I believe she's callow, shallow and crude.  She is naive, uncouth and oblivious.  She's insensitive, obtuse, dense and birdbrained.  And also imbecilic, moronic, unwitting and confused.  Not to mention being tragically unaware, ridiculous and dare I say, stupid.

Oh, I'm sorry.  You're ignorant when you're unknowing.  You're stupid when you simply cannot learn.  Perhaps I'm being pejorative by saying she's "stupid" without knowing for sure whether she's unable to learn.  But I believe we can all say she sure as Hell hasn't shown any increased knowledge or ability to do the job she's been given in the two painful years she's had it!  In fact, I believe she was accurate when she outlined her only qualifications:  

She's a., Black; b., gay; and c., an immigrant.     

This woman perfectly represents the Joe O'Biden Administration.  She's pathetic and almost insufferably cringe-producing.  And one can rely on Mzzzzz. KJP to always screw it up.  She does not know how to say "I don't know."  She just makes up an answer, that includes accusing Trump of something.  Want an example?  Here's an example...

In a rambling speech the other day in his new home of Pennsylvania (without their votes he might go to jail), O'Biden happened to go off-script once again and stuff his platform tennis shoe into his mumbling mouth.  

He stated, unequivocally, that his uncle "Bosey" was a pilot in WW2.  And that he went down on an island in the pacific, was chased down and eaten by cannibals!  Which the Department of the Army quickly, ummm, "corrected."  As in, he told us another lie.  Like so many other lies O'Biden tells (he told us last weekend he also used to drive an 18-wheeler!).  

The DofA stated the plane "Bosey" was in ran out of fuel and ditched in the Ocean.  Only 1 of the crew of 4 survived.  The others drowned.  Including Uncle Bosey.  And there were no cannibals roasting and consuming flyboys at that time in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.  Something about fire and water, doncha' know...

But what sounds better if you're a crochety old coot who just loves to make everything about him and his?  Run out of gas, ditch and drown, or be eaten by cannibals on some far off island?  To O'Biden, 

              it's cannibals every day...    

So Fox News' reporter Peter Doocy asked KJP the question no other reporter would dare ask: "Why did O'Biden say his uncle had been eaten by cannibals," he asked, "when it was so obviously untrue?"  

KJP proceeded to take more than two cringe-worthy minutes dodging the question and explaining why Trump hates veterans.  

Doocy then repeated his question.  KJP once again deflected, neither directly addressing the subject matter nor providing any useful information whatsoever.  Except to slam Trump.  The very opposite of what a Press Secretary is there to do.  A complete and total waste of time, effort, energy and loads and loads of money.   

So the only question is, where will MSPMS put KJP on their schedule?  Before, or after Mzzzzzz. Maddow?   

Thank God KJP is cute, has perfect teeth and a nice hairdo, or she'd have no redeeming virtues at all.  Except, as I mentioned, for being Black, gay and an immigrant... 

P.S.  If any of this offends you, you're part of the problem...