Could it be Racism?

I keep wondering why those on the political Left hate guns so much.  And want to outlaw them.  Out of existence.  And then confiscate them.  Like has been done in every socialist and Marxist and communist country on Earth.  Which I believe they hope America will become.  

And since we know guns don't get up in the morning, wash their little metalic faces, load themselves up and go out looking for little girls to assassinate, it makes one consider other reasons for their pathological tendencies.  And I think I may have discovered it:

Maybe the Democrats hate guns so much because they're BLACK!

Whaaaat?  Yup!  Most guns are Black, and the Leftoids hate guns, ergo...they hate them because they're BLACK!  And that's straight-up racism, fellow Patriots!

Now, it wouldn't be fair to cast such aspersions without an investigation.  And here's what we know for sure:  The average pistol weighs about 2 pounds.  The average rifle or shotgun weighs in at about 7 or 8 pounds.  And almost every single firearm for sale is BLACK!

The average car, however, can weigh from about 2,600 to more than 9,000 pounds!  With the average sedan coming in at 4,200, and the average SUV at 5,600.  And as we all know, cars come in a rainbow of colors.  They come in red, and blue, and green, and yellow, and White, of course, as well as...BLACK!  Which is why, I propose, the Left-wing weennies don't hate cars.  Especially those growed-up golf cart types.  

That's a lota' metal to be careening around all willy nilly, doncha' think?  A Cadillac Escalade, weighing in at a portly 5,900 lbs., driven by a 17 year-old, pimply-faced, not-yet-transgender boy, launching itself into a little girl on a tricycle, creates all sorts of mayhem.  Ahhhh, but a little bitty gun, a BLACK gun, if not aimed or discharged at the little girl, harms no one!

Maybe it's time we start placing the blame where it really belongs!  And stop abetting racism!

In my last posting I alerted you to the fact that some 48,000 of our citizens die by automobile every year, yet only 26,000 of our citizens die by unintentional gunfire.  That means almost twice as many folks die from cars every year than die by gunfire.  Are you getting that, Mr. and Mrs. and Mzzzz. and they/them/it America?

Maybe we need a "Brady Act" to start focusing our ire on cars, where it really belongs...