"Predictions," Part Deux...

Whew!  I, The Chuckmeister, was simply whelmed by the tens and tens of responses I received to my recent "Predictions" posting.  And yes, one has to be whelmed before one can  become overwhelmed.  Just sayin...

Anyhoo, respondents have been absolutely clamoring for more of my sage prognostications.  And so, I humbly submit.  Here are a few more possible peeks into 2022 from my near bottomless pit of inanities for your cringeworthy-ness:

     -  Bigfoot will see me in the New Year, but nobody will believe him. 

     -  California will finally complete its ten years past-due, $100 Billion Dollar "Bullet train," potentially transporting people from where nobody wants to be (Barstow), to where nobody wants to go (Modesto).  Our Boy Guv will demand that the new definition of "bullet" be changed to 35 mph.  

     -  MSNBC will hire a few White People and grudgingly decide to occasionally talk about something other than racism.  But not too often.

     -  Every swimmer on every men's collegiate swimming team in the New Year will be a male, and every swimmer on every females team will also be a male.

     -  Joe O'Biden will attempt ban all firearms with an Executive Order.  America's owners of nearly 500 million firearms...will collectively yawn.

     -  O'Biden will appoint his son Hunter as Ambassador to China in 2022.  A Government jet will make it easier for him to ferry home all his riches from influence peddling.

     -  Somebody will tell O'Biden that the "unpleasantness" at the Capitol last January 6th was not an "armed insurrection."  Nobody was armed, and it wasn't an insurrection.  He'll go, "Oh..."

     -  And Karmala will also be shocked to learn in 2022 that nobody died as a result of the January 6th riot.  Five people died within a few days of the event, but from mostly natural causes.  Oh, except for Ashlii Babbitt, that is, an unarmed tourist who was murdered in cold blood by Lt. Michael Byrd, a Capitol Policeman.  Dwell on that for a minute...

     -  And last, but faaaar from least, San Fran Nan Pelosi will retire from Congress after 64 years.  She will then announce a post-retirement career as a member of Lin Manuel Miranda's new dance troupe to open on Broadway in the New Year.  I hear it'll be called, "The Insurrection Follies."

Yeah, I know.  I need professional help.  But since I'm a professional, the requirement is hereby waived...