A Deal With the Greys:

Dwight D. Eisenhower, retired 5-Star General of the Armies and our 34th President of these here United States, was taking a much-needed little golfing vacay in Palm Springs over the weekend of February 20th, 1954.  

Exceppppttt, he disappeared for a period of more than 12 hours during that same time frame.  Nobody knew where he was.  The Press Corps went nuts trying to find out what happened to the Prez!  The White House Press Secretary issued a terse statement saying he'd had a "dental emergency" and sought treatment in Las Vegas.  Why he would need to go there as opposed to finding professional medical help in Palm Springs, a cosmopolitan city, was not immediately known.  But that was the official line.  Las Vegas, dental emergency, 'nuff said.  Move along.  Nothing to see here.  Have a nice day.  

Exceppppttt, the word leaked out over the decades since and it seems Ike may have been in Vegas for another reason entirely; he was meeting with extraterrestrials.

It seems that Ike accepted an invite from the "Greys" to confab.  I gather they were there to negotiate a treaty under which a technology exchange would occur.  They'd give us all the neat stuff we'd need to go real fast and scare off the Soviets and land on the moon, and because they  needed help in restoring their reproductive capabilities, they'd get to "welcome aboard" a few of our citizens upon whom they'd do some helpful experimentation.  Without hurting them, of course.  That goes without saying...  

Or so we've been led to believe.

Are you buying that?  Well, it makes a lot of sense if you think about it.  These critters have been flying around for eons checking us out.  And with increased frequency since we blew a big hole in Japan.  With a nuclear weapon.  Some believe they had a hand in creating, or at least "updating" us, so I guess they didn't want their handiwork, their "zoo," destroyed.  So they also cut a deal with Ike to reduce the number of weapons in the world, and they'd give us great techno wizardry in exchange.

It has come to be called "The Greato Treaty."  

Notice, Ike laid the groundwork for what later became "SALT," the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks." They've forced a slow, but steady reduction in nukes continuing through until today.  Cause and effect?  You decide.

Oh yeah, and if you need some additional proof that Ike and the Greys smoked the peace pipe, Laura Eisenhower, Ike's great-granddaughter, says it actually happened, and just exactly the way I've reported above.  She said her Grandad told her all about it.  She's a well-respected author and director, so a nut case she's not. 

So, if you wonder why the Federal Gubmint seems to never see or be concerned by these little saucer thingies dancing all over our skies, while we citizens see them every single day, this little scenario would tend to answer the question, "Why?"  Could it be "Willful blindness?"  You be the judge.

But if you aren't picking up what I'm laying down, consider this: the fastest thing we had in 1947, when the (in)famous Roswell, NM crash is supposed to have happened, was a P-51 Mustang.  They flew at about 400 mph.  Yet, within a decade after Ike's purported meeting with the Aliens in 1954, we had transistors, and lasers, and satellites, and microprocessors, and computers, etc., etc., etc.  And another decade later we flew to and landed on the Moon!  Did we come up with all that super high-tech wizardry on our own?  Are we that smart?  Really?

Strange, fellow Patriots, but true.  Don't believe it?  Shame on you!  The Chuckmeister would nevah, evah lead you astray.  Google it for yourself, fellow Pats, and then slap yourself for ever doubting me.......