Got some extra "ell-bees" to drop? Finally decided to quit smoking? Wondering where you can find a really effective and affordable weight loss and/or smoking cessation program to help keep that New Years resolution?
Well, fellow flabby/yellow-fingered Patriots, I, The Chuckmeister, have some exciting news to share!
Now you may take advantage of Chuck's new Program. How's it work, you ask? Glad to answer. You show up at my place on a Monday morning at 8:00 a.m., and you leave on Friday at 5:00. In the meantime I sequester you in a spare closet.* You get two Lean Cuisine TV dinners a day, and a gallon of water. You may not leave the closet except for supervised visits to the loo.
That's it. You come weighing too much and coughing, you leave much lighter and without that filthy rotten, antisocial habit! Guaranteed results! And cheap! Be sure to call us at 1-(888) 4-Chuck today for pricing and availability!
* (NOTE: Master closet available at slight additional charge.)
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