My Press Clippings...

I don't want you to read and enjoy this unassuming little blog just because I think you should.  No, no, no!  You should only read it because of the wisdom it imparts.  The almost unmatched level of deep, heartfelt wisdom and experience borne of decades and decades of community organizing, deep sea diving, sign twirling, bull riding, responsibility-avoiding and gunsmithing.  However, for those who have yet to experience the almost ethereal, orgasmic sense of joy which can come to one from an enlightening read of "The Chuckmeister's" blog, perhaps the voice of others might serve to sway you.  If so, here are a but a few I've collected of late.  Enjoy!

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"One of the more inspirational Conservative voices of our time!"

                                                      Dick Fitswell, Pumpkin Center Harold         

"Now that Rush has gone, his generation's most influential author.  If you want a rolickkking good time, read "The Chuckmeister!"

                                                           Cher, Beverly Hills

"The most (reading) fun you can have with your pants on!"

                                                Jamal Gnu, Puerto Rico Near-Citizen

"Don't read this guy's blog, folks.  If you do, you'll be hooked, and then you'll pass it along maybe to a liberal, who will be so triggered he/she/it will hunt him down and "cancel" him

                                                      Billy Jeff (Blue Dress) Clinton

"One has to wonder about this poor fellow's upbringing.  It's obvious he was raised by wolves.  Of course, that's not meant to disparage wolves..."  

                 Jim Acosta, Clinton News Network

"This guy's proof-positive you can be Joe Biden's age and still be able to order a taco!"

                                    (Cancelled by Teen Vogue)

"Could we do without "The Chuckmeister?"  How about a big fat NO!"

                                                       Nargalwith Chandalaranathan, New Deli News

"How did he learn all that stuff?  Can it be unlearned?"

                                                       Bebe Netanyahu, Prime Dude, Jerusalem

"Take away his laptop!  He's dangerous to polite society!"

                                                      Don Lemming, Intern, MSPMS                        

"Don't tell me he dreams up all that crap by himself!"

                                                      Igneous Basalt, Editor, Geology Yesterday

So in the privacy of your own home you may have happened to read one of The Chuckmeister's blog postings, with one hand, under cover of darkness of course, and wondered how he manages to stay out of jail.  Or "the home."  Some of these folks have as well...