Attractive Nuisance...

There's such a thing in the law called an "attractive nuisance."

I learned that from a lawyer friend who advised me to ditch my swimming pool diving board many years ago.  He said if anyone got hurt, they could sue by declaring my diving board an "attractive nuisance."

As in, if it weren't so damned attractive, no one would have used it.  Or gotten hurt.  The "but for" provision in the law.  As in "But for" the diving, board, your honor, my client would not have been mangled for life and turned into a vegetable..."

Yeah, the law sucks, don't it?  If it didn't, Hunter and his Dad would both be in prison...

Anyway, with that comparison to build upon, America is an "attractive nuisance."  You could look all around the world and you won't find another country people are literally selling their gold teeth to break into.  We've made it that way.  We've created the single most vibrant, successful, productive republic on Earth.  Not a democracy, a republic!  A democracy brought down ancient Rome.  We've got a republic, as Franklin once told a constituent, "...if we can keep it."

In spite of the liberal leaches and union thugs and climate alarmists and racial bigots and usurious tax policy wonks and idiotic rules and regulations, we've made it work.  In just over 240 years we've gone from a post-medieval collection of villages to, as Reagan once said, "The shining city on the hill."  

So attractive, in fact, that people from the other 187 nations want to come here.  Maybe all of them.  Sometimes desperately.  I'm thinking if it weren't for the oceans, you know, the Pacific and the Atlantic (praise be for them!), there might be 2 or 3 billion people living here!  (BTW, some of the open borders crowd have stated there's plenty of room in Texas for all of them!).  And even though we offer a legal, moral and ethical immigration system that permits the annual welcome of more than 1,000,000 migrants annually, right now, many others feel free to violate our laws and come here illegally.

And that's not new.  We've been told we have "11,000,000" illegals here for decades.  Right now.  Alright, everyone who believes there are just 11 million illegals here, raise your hand?  Anyone?  Anyone?

We have no way of knowing how many are here.  It could be 22,000,000.  Or maybe 50,000,000!  No one knows.  And seemingly, the Democrats don't care.  Joe O'Biden bragged the other night in his first (and maybe last...) press conference that relatives of unaccompanied minors who are found with their phone numbers taped to their wrists are immediately called by the Border Patrol so they can be reunited.  Huh?  Why didn't a reporter ask if those parents or other relatives who are here to welcome this new illegal child are themselves illegal?  And if so, why aren't they being scooped up and deported?

Institutionalized, multi-generational, flagrantly illegal activity, sanctioned by one of our two political parties is making citizens disdainful of the law.  It certainly is me.  Shameful.

Why?  Because to Democrats all those illegals will someday be magically turned into voters.  Illegal aliens are voting right now in San Franpoopco and Santa Monica and Chicago and Baltimore and in some counties of Virginia.  They'll figure out a way to make them all citizens, perhaps as soon as Joe O'Biden gets up from his next nappy poo.

Maybe by next Tuesday.

Trump was trying to build a wall to keep them out.  O'Biden and his sycophants are trying to open the borders and let them all in.  

Houston, we have a problem!  

In fact, a good portion of our problem is in and around Houston!

It may be the only way to diffuse this situation is to make America less attractive.  To make the U. S. a less desirable place in which to live and fewer will try to break in (it's becoming more so every day!  Have you been to Lost Angeles lately?  It's a toilet!  Literally!)   

Maybe we just let Alexandria Occasional-Cortex and her crowd pass the Green New Deal.  That should stop the trains and the planes and eliminate all the cars and put us on horseback again.  And also major Gun Control.  They'll confiscate all the weapons and then only the gangs will have guns (think Japan's Yakuza).  And brand-new Voting Rights Legislation.  Gutting ordinary controls on illegal voting would insure the Inmates stay in control of the Asylum.

Forever!

In fact, the inmates are now voting from the asylum!  The Democrats new "stimulus" bill insured that!  

These measures, all Democrat wet dreams, should go a long way toward turning America into Venezuela and our zoo animals into supper.  For only then, absent a new Administration or Heavenly Intervention, will the wave of illegal immigration on our Southern Border...cease.

Until then, as I advise my family and friends and neighbors, keep your guns oiled and loaded and at the ready.  You just might need them...