"The Richard"

I'd like to know the name of the guy who let President Richard M. Nixon escape Washington, D. C. without being impeached.

"The Richard" was guilty, we know.  He was a bad man.  A very bad man.  That's what we're all told.  And so, we shouldn't have allowed him to simply resign.  He should have been charged, and impeached, and found guilty, and frog-marched down the Capitol Steps, and then tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

But they didn't get to do that.  And we know that the Democrats in Congress just have to be "triggered."  They need some payback.  Sort of like the payback they're trying to get against "The Donald" right now.  By impeaching him even though he's long gone from Foggy Bottom.  Even though he's enjoying himself playing golf at Mara Lago, he must be punished, and our friends there in the Democrat Party are the ones to mete it out.  

With extreme prejudice. 

Have you heard that  "The Bill" De Blasio, New York City's erstwhile Mayor-for-the-Moment, whose real name is Warren Wilhelm, Jr., who must have assumed this alias to escape some past prosecution, has tried to shut down the Central Park ice skating rinks which the Trump Organization operates, just to punish New Yorkers and spite Trump?  There's a Democrat in Congress who's even gone so far as to put forth legislation preventing Trump from being buried in Arlington Cemetery.  And to have his name on any future currency.  Yeah, that oughta' fix him!  

And just like The Donald, we must also punish "The Richard."  You know, Richard M. Nixon, one of our former Republican POTUS-ES.  So I suggest we trundle on over to Whittier, CA where he was planted, dig his ass up, cart him off to D.C., preferably on a train, with whistle stops at every small town all across America.  And then impeach him.  And find him guilty.  Preordained.  And then, like Cromwell, cut off his head, place it on a pike, and display it above the Capitol entrance.  For ten years.  Or for 20.  Just like Cromwell.

I've always believed that if a little bit's good, a whole lot ought to be better.  And that you'd better be careful for what you want, for you just might get it.  Those two old aphorisms are in play here.  I suggest the Democrats be happy they won, and get about the business of running the peoples' business.  Else they just might find they got exactly what they wanted.  And once they've picked it up, they simply cannot lay it down...