Just Erase 2020

Hey Joe!  Erase 2020!

You, our 46th President of These Here United States, temporarily at least, until Karmala finds you puttering around in the Rose Garden and 25th Amendments your bony old ass.  You, who are so damn fond of writing Executive Orders, why don't you write an Executive Order just erasing all of Calendar Year 2020?

Yeah, that was one of my patented long-ish sentences.  I revel in them.  I love them more even than basketball, or pickles.  Or long walks in the rain. 

So Joe, you could make everything semi-okay by just erasing 2020.  It wouldn't matter to most of us, but to our school kids, it could be dramatically important.  Since they've lost the last year, they'll never, ever catch up unless you make this a National Emergency, making it Number 5 of those I think.  I mean, you've already declared the weather a National Emergency, so why don't you pick a real emergency to declare?  Simply make our kids a year older than they ordinarily would have been when they resume school.  That's if school ever resumes.  If the teachers' unions ever permit them to do so.  Which is in major doubt.   

(My favorite is the L. A. United School District's demands for returning.  They include defunding all police, everywhere in the United States, and guaranteeing world peace.  Got that?) 

So little Johnnie will be shaving when he's a sophomore, but what the heck?  Gillette would love the business...   

So you "blue" state goons have (mis)managed to so screw up the year 2020 that millions are without jobs.  Millions are underemployed.  Millions of parents cannot work properly because their kids aren't in school.  And millions of kids aren't learning, and haven't learned, because they've been forced to stare at a computer screen.  And some, more than a few, have committed suicide over it.  They lost a whole school year.  And you bozos are to blame!  You ridiculous fools have so screwed the pooch that there's no repairing 2020.  Just trash it!  Just tell parents that you've erased 2020 and that their kids are just a year older and better prepared to learn once the teachers' unions have successfully received their ransom payments and let our kids back into school...

So far you've proven yourself the willing tool of those who have shoveled campaign donations your way.  And of the "Progressive" idiots who seem dedicated to destroying America from within.  And you've proven yourself willing to sign dozens of Executive Orders, written by who knows whom, why don't who sign an Order that actually does something?  Something positive?

For a change?