Trump is a Magician!

I have to say, I always thought Trump was a whiz at bizz, a marvel at marketing, and a force of nature almost without equal.

He proves that every time he packs a football stadium with excited fans, with thousands more outside clamoring to get in, and speaks extemporaneously for an hour and a half, no notes, to screaming, appreciative crowds. 

But I never though he was a magician.  Until now, that is...

POTUS Trump has managed to finagle the Democrats...using magic, I assume...to mourn the loss of the World's Greatest Terrorist.  Trump just took out an Iranian turd named Salamander, or something like that, and one of his terror buddies, in a supremely violent and massively yuuuuuge fiery drone strike just outside of the Baghdad Airport.  

This guy has been Iran's chief terror general for more than two decades.  He's been responsible for nearly every terrorist attack on U.S. interests since Reagan was in office.  He's "credited" with killing at least 600 of our soldiers.  For instance, he was involved in the planning for 9/11.  He orchestrated the murderous Benghazi fiasco so damaging to the credibility of the Obama Administration.  And to the four brave soldiers who died due to Obama's depraved inaction.  He just micromanaged the attack on the our Baghdad Embassy.  And his name was placed on a list of international terrorists by Obama and his sycophants years ago, making him eligible to be erased in a puff of smoke at anytime he poked up is terrorist head.  

Poof!  

Obama could have done that on several occasions, he's stated, but didn't.  So did Bush.  In fact, nobody except Trump has so far had the cajones to pull the trigger on on this maniacal killer.  Until now, that is... 

Trump just did.  And one would expect that all our political leaders would rally behind our Commander in Chief to applaud our having finally, FINALLY brought this mass murderer to his demise.  Just like they did when Obama let the air out of bin Laden.  Permanently.  

Except one would be wrong... 

Trump has apparently used his magic to get Democrats to mourn the loss of Iran's great terror leader.  The 2nd in command of Iran, we've been told.  That same country which calls for our demise.  Repeatedly.  "Death to Americans!," they shout, repeatedly.  The usual Cable Commies like CNN and MSNBC openly mourned his death.  In fact, I even thought they might delay Trump's impeachment trial so they could all travel to Tehran to attend Salami's funeral.  

Imagine being hated so very much that your enemies would wring their little manicured hands and adorn themselves with sackcloth and ashes over this terrorist bloodsucker.  

That's where we are.   

And now in follow-up our very own San Fran Nan Pelosi, Speaker of the House, prepared legislation to limit Trump's future actions as regard to Iran in an effort to hamstring him politically.  She wanted the House to pass a new law prohibiting Trump from using our military to fend off Iran.  In a purely symbolic gesture.  With no force of law or effect.  Just at exactly the same time that Iran is shooting missiles our way.  From Iran.  Imagine that.

Like I said, Trump's a magician.  How else could we possibly view a spectacle such as a bunch of Democrats all weeping and gnashing of their teeth at the loss of the World's Greatest Terrorist?