Entrepreneurs, Rejoice!

As an inveterate entrepreneur, with more than 20 new business formations under my slightly expanding belt, I can tell you that one of the major expenses for a new venture is office space.

Yes, my friends, the First Law of Business is having a place in which to conduct bizz.  That's Numero Uno in terms of conducting bizz!  No address, no bizz.  It's as simple as that. You've simply got to have a place for your customers to mail you a check for your services, right?

So, what's happened lately to change the First Law of Business?  

Starbucks!

Unless you've been living in a washing machine box behind the local Tarzhea, you're aware that a Starbucks in Philly tossed out a couple of Black dudes who were waiting for a friend.  Since they weren't buying anything the manager called the fuzz and had them arrested.  Baaaaad move, Starbucks!

Even though Starbucks is owned and operated by one Howard Schultz, CEO, who's undoubtedly the single most liberal dumbass weenie on Earth, responded not by simply apologizing for the actions of his misguided store manager, or maybe by canning him or her or it, but by severely overreacting.  He closed down all 8,000 stores for a mandatory 4-hour training period on racism and how to stop it this past week.  In its tracks.  Today!

Of course, it was a big joke, having been produced by the Southern Poverty Law Center, one of 'Murica's single most racist organizations; the #MeToo movement creators, who are poverty and race pimps to the max; the NAACP, who will never, ever miss a chance to call a White person a racist; and "Black Lives Matter," an organization formed on a proven lie, and continues to operate simply because guilt-laden liberal corporations keep giving it money.  

The result was as anticipated.  The White employees were irate at being accused of "inborn, latent racism," and the Black employees were irate at being forced to watch 4 hours of cops beating up Black folks.  In short, it was an example of Liberal excess; too little, too late, and for all the wrong reasons.  But hey, good ol' Howard can now brag to his lefty Seattle, Tesla-driving friends that he "solved" the problem.  Well, lemme' tell ya, Howard, you screwed the pooch.  Your "solution" makes the one reached by the NFL look brilliant by comparison.  Ready?  Here 'tis:

Howard declared that all Starbucks' bathrooms are to be open and available to anyone, any time, whether or not they are paying customers.  

And their bathrooms are pretty nice, and rather large, and accommodating.  And therein, my entrepreneurial friends, lay the opportunity...

Henceforth, simply choose your local Starbucks as the locus of your new bizz, introduce yourself to the lead barista so he/she/it knows where to forward your mail, bring in a folding chair and card table and set up shop.  Oh yeah, kick out the homeless smelly vagrant who is also quite welcome, according to Howie.

Imagine how much better you'll do, and how much quicker you'll do it, if you don't have to pay rent to some shyster landlord!  Pluuuuus, you'll be within a few steps of a nice hot ($9) cup of coffee whenever you need it!  

Thanks, Howard.  I know you didn't intend it, but you just helped 'Murica's next batch of entrepreneurs get started...