The Scriptmeister!

I've decided to pursue a new career.  I've decided to become a scriptwriter.  And I've been energized by recent events.  Let's see what you think...

                                  Plot for a new movie:

     -  Noticing that we're $36 Thousand Billion Dollars in Debt, our new/old President promises to look for any way to reduce Federal spending.

     -  His forensic accountant is Elon Musk, and his brainiacs are working for free.

     -  They discover that only 7% of our Federal employees are coming to work each day.  That means Two Million of them are staying home, eating bon bons and watching Jerry Springer reruns.  

     -  The POTUS offers the slackers an 8 month vacation at full pay and benefits if they'll only quit.

     -  Those on the Left loses their freakin' mind.

                  Or try this one:

     -  The new/old POTUS sets his Muskoids loose to find excess spending.

     -  They discover that USAID is nothing but a slush fund to funnel $Billions of our Taxpayer dollars to our enemies, worldwide.  As in, $195,000,000,000 (with a "B") a year.

     -  The new/old POTUS fires 97% of them.  More than 9,000 useless laggards off the payroll, and $195 Billion saved.

     -  The Left loses its freakin' mind.

             Or how about this one?

     -  The new/old Prez wants to round up and deport all the illegal aliens who've been found guilty in a court of law and ordered deported.  

     -  The Prez' new Border Czar prepares to round them up.  Using the pings from the cell phones O'Biden gave them to learn their location, no doubt.  

     -  Blue State governors and mayors across the Fruited Plain pass new rules and resolutions and laws to defy that Border Czar' efforts.  Preferring to retain murderers and rapists and burglars and child molesters within their communities, just to thwart the new/old Prez.  Taxifornia, as an example, approves $50 Million to "Trump proof" that effort.

     -  The new/old POTUS sends his DOJ attack dogs to arrest the governors and mayors and council weenies instead.  Setting up a pretty neat Constitutional crisis.

     -  The Left loses its freakin' mind.

              Or maybe this one:

     -  The new/old POTUS campaigns on eliminating men from womens' sports.  And keeping them out of womens' shower rooms.    

     -  He wins, and then promptly signs an Executive Order doing just that.  No more transgender men pretending to be women, stealing their scholarships and trophies, or forcing them to shower with men.    

     -  The recalcitrant States of Taxifornia and Illinoway openly promise to defy the President and allow men to take womens' scholarships and trophies.  And to take long, enjoyable showers with pretty girls.

     -  The POTUS issues a warrant for the arrest of BoyGuv ("Hairgod") Newsom and Guvner ("Fatboy") Pritzger, and then has them dragged in chains down Constitution Avenue.  

     -  The Left loses its freakin' mind.

Whaddaya' think?  You likey?  Am I on to something?  Or will movie goers find these plots just too outlandish to be believed?