Tuesday, February 11, 2025

The "Attorney's Full Employment Act of 2025."

The Trump Train has pulled into the station!

You might have noticed.

And as soon as it stopped, Trump began issuing Executive Orders at a furious pace.  As in, one after the other.  Like Senator Kennedy noted, "It's like trying to drink from a firehose."  I've researched the matter and I can't find the total number thus far issued.  But it was 58 by the end of the first week.  And as many as 100 so far.  It could even be 200.  Everytime the camera points to him, he pukes forth another E.O.!

And boy, are they far reaching!

Pretty much every E.O. that O'Biden issued, Trump has overturned with another E.O.  In one such E.O. Trump overturned more than 50 of Obama's, errr, I mean O'Biden's E.O.'s.  Just one.  That one had to do with welcoming illegal immigrants by the millions, and shutting down all our gas and oil exploration, and gutting Title IX, and converting all our cars to electricity.  So all that was out of the way.  O'Biden muddied the water with his E.O.'s, and Trump has unmuddied it the very same way.

Tit for tat.

And there are E.O.'s on everything from killing the Plug-In Electric car madates, to renaming the "Gulf of America," to closing USAID, to a complete forensic audit of our Federal Spending.  Which, BTW, has never been done.  Ummm, hello!  When you're almost $37 Trillion Dollars in Debt, it just might be a good time!

But as you may not know, every major law firm in America has an office in Washington, D.C.  Dozens and dozens of law firms.  Each with dozens and dozens of lawyers.  Each suing the sh*t out of anyone they're paid to sue.  Even each other.  At $500 or $600 or $900 an hour.  However, it had been fairly quiet in The Swamp.  Since O'Biden only "worked" 2 hours a day, after 10:00 and before 2:00 p.m., not much got done there for the past few years.  So there wasn't much to sue over.  

Ahhhh, but Trump came to town!  And the E.O.'s flew!

The horrible reality is that the Democrats have no more arrows in their quivers.  The Republicans have the House, the Senate and the Presidency, so all the Democrats have left is the Law.  And the lawyers who happily show up to enforce try and enforce it.

Whether it's legal or not.  And whether they'll be run out of the courtrooms or not.  Just hire me!  I'll sue anyone!  

Kaching!

I'm guessing it'll take a bit of time before the Dems get organized enough to beg for enough donations and hire some lawyers.  But believe me, they will.  And each and every one of the new/old POTUS' Executive Orders will attract a lawsuit.  To try and enjoin it from happening.  And before this is over Trump will likely put forth many more E.O.'s, which will attract even more lawyers.  So I'm guessing his Election will result in what I call...

The "Attorney's Full Employment Act of 2025."

I'm guessing there won't be a single Swamp lawyer left without a Mercedes-Benz when this is over.  Maybe even Bentleys.  Every single one will be busy trying to thwart the efforts of our President, and the will of our voters.  Who are all watching.  Very, very closely.

It's too late for those of you to go to law school.  That train has already left the station.  The battle has been joined.  The hiring has begun.  The legal battles will ensue (pun intended).  A law license in The Swamp is now better than a license to steal.  

But I repeat myself...

P.S.      Didja' know there are more lawyers in Orange County, Taxifornia, than there are in all of Canada?

P.S.S.   Do you know why sharks don't bite lawyers?  Professional courtesy...

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