The Kardashuns...

If Orenthal James Simpson hadn't tried to decapitate his ex-wife, Kim Kardashun and her XXL arse wouldn't be famous.  

Nor would her sisters.  Nor her mother.  Nor her step-fa, er mother.  Nor the Sacramento Warriors...  

Those under 40 might not recall that O. J. knifed his ex to death.  Tried to cut her head off, he did.  And that of her friend, a waiter from a local restaurant.  And his lawyer at the time was a guy named Robert Kardashian.  A reasonably well known Lost Angeles defense lawyer.  And once O.J. got indicted for murder, he threw Bob over for a guy named F. Lee Bailey.  Who you also might not remember, even though he was the most famous lawyer in 'Murica at the time.  

So Bobbie, as he was known, died shortly thereafter of a massive heart attack.  And his wife was left with 28 daughters to feed.  Whose arses were growing.  But then she discovered she could market those panty-poppingly yuuuuge arses!  And yuuuuge arses seemed to be in at the time.  To Black basketball players and rappers in particular.  

So she started marketing her daughters' arses.  To the Sacramento Warriors, it would seem, as well as to available rappers.  Because she had enough of them to supply the whole team!  And the Team kept signing new talent every year so there was an unending supply should there be a falling out.  

Oh yeah, and that guy/gal who got mommy some fame, first for being an Olympic Medalist, and then a Transgender, er, spokes...woman.  So being married to this guy/gal got mommy back into the Big Hollywood Picture and raised her daughters' Celebrity Quotient.  And got mom a reality TV show.  Enabling her to show off her daughters' arses.  Which ran for 37 years.  

It enabled them to all start their own cosmetics and clothing lines and name their children after directions on the compass.  And become Enablers on all those TikTok channels.  Making them multi-$millionaires.  And making China, TikTok's owner, multi-$zillionaires.  

Not that they couldn't have ridden those voluminous, garment-stretchingly enormous, sun-blotting arses to fame and fortune on OnlyFans, even without that decapitation thing and all.