Just BAN it!!!

The definition of politics:

Preferred:  "Poli" means many, and "tics" are an infestation of bloodsucking insects.  Draw your own conclusions."

Or...

Alternative:  "The activity of a country or other area, especially the debate or conflict among the individuals or parties having or hoping to achieve power."

Now, we know that our political parties do their very best to convince us to support their positions on issues by asking for our votes on Eection Day.  They bang their drums incessantly until the polls close.  But what happens if they're unsuccessful?  Do they give up and go home?  Do they just fold their tents and stop trying?   

Noooooo!  The Democrats go straight for totalitarianism by demanding that all sorts of stuff be banned!  In other words, if they can't talk us into it, they'll just force us into it!  By banning one thing or another.  Herding us toward their desired result.  Let's take a look at what the Democrats want to ban:

     -  Hate speech (stuff they don't want to hear)

     -  Separate bathrooms (pee anywhere you like)

     -  Semi-automatic firearms (and all others, too)

     -  Girls participating in girls' sports (ahem!)

     -  Offshore drilling (and ONshore drilling!)

     - "Assault weapons"  (whatever THEY are!)

     -  Internal Combustion Engines (cause oil be bad)

     -  Cash bail (so criminals can re-offend, daily)

     -  Concealed carry permits ('cause guns be bad)

     -  Parents complaining at school board meetings

     -  Fracking (oil be bad)

     -  Drilling on public lands (oil be bad)

     -  Coal mining (hydrocarbons be bad)

     -  Incandescent light bulbs (cause they could)

     -  Praying outside Planned Parenthood centers (!)

     -  "Insurrectionists holding elected office (Trump?)

     -  Complaining about homeless encampments (!)

     -  Using improper pronouns (who would do that?)

     -  Plastic bags, plastic straws, etc. (what else?)

     -  Adoption centers (abort them instead)

Annnnnd, my personal favorite...     

-  Asking what the "+" "+" in LGBTQ++ really means...

Now then, there are just a few examples I culled from a herd of dozens.  You surely know of a few more.  But to be fair, to give equal time to both parties, to be completely bi-polar, let's take a look at what the Republicans want to ban:

     -  Abortions after 15 weeks (the insensitive CADS!)

So there we are fellow Patriots.  A side-by-side comparison of who wants to ban what.  You can now choose sides.  Have a nice day...