Can't Get Laid?

Having trouble getting laid?

Face look like 20 miles of bad road?

People asking you to put your mask back on?

Well, fellow Patriots, you're in luck!  As a public service to those whose sex life is underwhelming, I've got some great news!  Taxifornia just passed its brand-new "Safer Streets for All Act."  Its Democrat supermajority here in the once-Golden State, which can pass any law about anything at any time, decided that police hassling loiterers was somehow unfair to transgender youths.  

Somehow.  

Of course, we now know that to those who stamp their feet and scream the loudest about anything are entitled to do so because everything is either unfair to transgenders, or it would cause "climate change."  And that our cops have now been converted to "feelings" police and we must turn ourselves inside out in order to correct every perceived injustice to any special interest group that has ever happened.

For whatever reason.*

But that's not the subject of this little blog posting.  Nope, Taxifornia's new law permits hookers and their pimps to now loiter at will and hawk their wares without police interference!  Up and down the boulevard!  In front of elementary schools!  At anytime of the day or night!

Lost Angeles' local news just reported that a Catholic elementary school is now the home base of several pimps and whores.  Walking around in their thongs and openly soliciting motorists in broad daylight.  Purveying their age-old trade.  Illegal trade.  In front of little schoolchildren.  But the cops cannot stop them to arrest them, because that's now illegal!

Talk about a "Catch 22!"

Which means they also cannot hassle - or arrest - their johns.    That's potentially YOU, you horny bastard!  All you have to do is fly or drive or take a bus or a train or hitchhike out here to the land of fruits and nuts and you'll find yourself in Amsterdam-West.  No need to fly to Holland to hook up with a hooker.  No, no, NO!  Just get your tired old butt to downtown L.A. or Oakland or San Franpoopco, and you're in luck!  Unless her name isn't "Luck."

Of course, you might get mugged or robbed or beaten up or shot beforehand.  Because L. A. is now one of the most dangerous cities in America.  But hey!  Think of it like this.  Think of it like you're getting a free tour of not-so-beautiful and uber-dangerous Mogadishu while you "shop."  

Sorta' like a safari to Africa...on foot...and without a guide. 

Oh yeah, seems to me as a lay person, and damm I always love to get laid, that "The People" continuing to permit these fringe weirdos to write the laws 97% of us have to live under but don't subscribe to, must ultimately result at some point in a civil uprising.  Sorta' like one of those mass shootings they love to talk about times one million.  

I just reread the above verbiage prior to pushing "Publish."  And it scared the crap out of me.  I've come to the conclusion I must be living in an alternative universe.  This is Bizarro World!  The stuff that's now happening to us as a matter of course, the stuff we're being subjected to, without our permission or approval, is absolutely nuts!  It's often immoral, nearly always unethical, and in many cases, it's down right illegal!  Yet nobody's coming to our rescue.  And it's got to change!

And if it doesn't, we've surely lost the American Dream...

*    Remember when we used to run America for the benefit of the majority?  And took care of those in need, the sick, the homeless, and the needy, as necessary?  As opposed to bowing to the diktats of a tiny but extremely vocal minority?  Remember back then?