The Permanent Mask

As this Earth-shattering pandemic of uninvited viruses from the Wuhan Virology Institute in good ol' Wuhan, China comes to a close, I'd like to personally thank all the ugly people out there.

Yes, fellow Pilgrims, the pandemic that China "unleashed" (get it?) upon us more than a year ago has pretty much forced all the uglies out there to cover up their ugly faces.  Which is a Godsend, doncha' know!  Who wants to gaze upon ugly people, I ask...rhetorically?  No one, that's who!

However, as with most things in life there's an "other hand."  And that other hand is that all the "pretty people" have been forced by the incompetent pencil-pushing overpaid bloated bureaucrats out there to cover up as well.  And that's prevented me, and others like me, from being able to view the merchandize, so to speak.  To look upon God's creatures and to thank Him for His handiwork.  

However, we don't get one without the other, it appears.  For 14 months we've been "prevented" from having to look at those who, ummm, shall we say were not blessed by the Almighty with feminine pulchritude.  And I'm now forced to contemplate the reality of having to look upon that "other half."  However, like I said, the pain and torment is ameliorated somewhat because, as I said, I now get to see the lookers once again.  

Oh but wait, Fauci-lovers!  There are those who for whatever reason will not give up the mask!  They demand not only to continue to wear their little ugly-coverings, but to try and make us do so as well!  And that's in spite of the CDC's guidance!  They see the mask as their "MAGA" hats.  They use the masks as their virtue signals, as in "I care more for your health than you do!"  

So San Fran Nan Pelosi and her sycophants want to make their mask the Red Badge of Courage for evermore.  She's even taken to fining her colleagues $500 for failing to don a mask whilst in the House Chambers.  And that's in spite of the fact that the Senate no longer requires a mask, nor does the Capitol Building.  Some GOP'ers have started soaking up fines in civil disobedience, but most have done the now-American thing of just kowtowing under.  Poor bastards...

Those poor creatures on the Left here in America wrung their little manicured hands and wailed in grief over Donald Trump's "MAGA" hats.  That stood for "Make America Great Again," which obviously triggered them into a lather.  It's quite obvious they never thought America was all that great.  So it appears they've invented a talisman of their own; the permanent mask.

I guess that broadcasting on one's body the belief that we should all endeavor to do our part to restore America's lost brilliance is somehow to be avoided.  Of course, wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with Nike, or Coca-Cola, or Chebrolay, is okay.  But not America.  You keep on believing this, but those of us who reside in that "other America" I keep talking about are "up to here" with your bullsh*t.  

Have a nice day.