Bigfoot With An AR-15?

If you saw an Bigfoot with an AR-15 would you think that was excessive?

Not the AR-15, I mean, the Bigfoot.

AR-15's are modern composite lightweight modular sporting rifles available from more than 100 manufacturers in a multitude of calibers and with certain cosmetic features that make squishy "woke" pansy Alpha "B" Liberals want to wet their short pants and cry out for mommy (luuuv those comma-less sentences!).  And are responsible, I hasten to add, for less than 3% of our firearms fatalities here 'Murica.  That, coupled with their affordable cost and widespread adaptability, has resulted in some 15 million of these little jewels being added to the gun collections of Americans nationwide.  

Is 'Murica a great Country, or what?

Of course, Bigfoot has had a hand in making many a hiker lose his water, too.  But he needs no AR-15 to accomplish that.  He does that all by himself.  This "Sasquatch,"* or "Dude of the forest" as he's been named by the Getmeouttahere Indians, or "Indigineous Personages," as the "wokesters" now call them, is an 8' or 9' or 10,' 1,000 pound, smelly Cryptid who patrols the woodlands of 6 continents while leaving a bazillion tracks and avoiding game cameras.  

I cannot be certain about the rumor he's been placed there to provide content for the History Channel.  Although I would not put that past them...    

So I'd say in our context here the the Bigfoot is the excessive one.  Of all the millions and millions of AR-15's out there, there is scant evidence even a single one has ever awakened itself in the morning, loaded itself up, and then headed on out looking for an innocent hiker or camper to kill or maim.

That's more than can be said of your average Bigfoot... 

*     AKA, "Yeti," "Skookum," "Orang Pendac," "Yowie," "Almasty," and my all time fave, "Wood Booger."