THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX!...

Senate Republicans are idiots.

They simply must be or they'd have figured out a way around the Democraps' so-far successful efforts to stuff uber-Progressive, tax-and-spend legislation right down their collective throats.

There are 50 of them.  There are 50 Democrats.  Actually, there are probably more like 15 real, honest-to-God, old-time Democrats in the Senate. The rest are socialists, communists or Marxists.  Think AOC, for instance.  On steroids.  So when they have all three levers of power, the White House, the Senate and the House, as they do (arrggh!), they can use the Vice President to cast the deciding, majority vote when this horses*it legislation is presented.  They did it with their "COVID Relief (ha ha) Plan," which did little for COVID relief, and they'll do it when this ridiculous climate boondoggle $2 Trillion Dollar Waste-a-Thon* rears its ugly head.  

However, I, The Chuckmeister, may have a way around it...

Senate Republicans must begin thinking "outside the box."  Since they know, Hell, we ALL know, that Democrats are more afraid of insulting a transgender dwarf somewhere than they are of getting voted out of office, they are quite partial to those who "identify" as something else.  Think Rachel Dolezol, the then-President of the Washington State Chapter of the NAACP.  With a good tan and her hair frizzed, she looked Black.  Unfortunately/fortunately for her/them, she was White.  She "identified."  And that was just fine with them.

Then there's Rachel Levine, the new Asst. Secy. of Health and Human Services.  Just confirmed last week.  She(he) "identifies" as a "she," so Democrats not only accepted her/him, they appointed her/him to a $200,000 a year Federal job!  So I say, Senate Republicans should all immediately start "identifying" as Black, gay and transgender.  Oh yeah, and as an Indigenous Personage.  And a Gypsy.  That would have the effect of immediately cloaking them in an impermeable veil of racial, economic and political invincibility.  

Democrats would immediately cease their efforts to use their faint majority to push around Republicans.  And Republicans would cease to act like red-headed stepchildren, hat in hands, begging for scraps.  Democrats would publicly apologize for their bold and provocative actions of late, and promise to do better in the future.  And they would henceforth begin to negotiate in good faith with Republicans in an effort to finally pass legislation of benefit to the American People.

Thank God for Patriots like me!  Somebody has to come up with answers to these perplexing questions.  If not me, who?  If not now, when?

*  Democrats claim this new legislation will "fix" our massive infrastructure problems.  You know, roads, highways, bridges and crumbling airports.  Except, less than 9% of it has anything at all to do with infrastructure.  The rest will be used to correct "inequities" in our economic system, while turning us into Venezuela.  The Good News?  I'm old, and I won't have to pay back all this ridiculous borrowing from our grandchildren.  But likely YOU will.  Seems like the scrawny old guy with the pen might just be worse than the Orange Guy with the Tweeter...