The Guv Could Use a Vacation!

Our newest Governor has been working overtime!

From the very moment California's Governor was immaculated, he launched himself into a cornucopia of Leftist, Progressive, socialist actions and reactions in an effort to turn what's left of the once-Golden State into a veritable Utopia.  

A place, as he said, that welcomes all who come to CA looking for a handout, a nice free driver's license, plenty of free food and free legal representation and free rent and free education, etc., etc.  And now, he's even offering FREE HEALTH INSURANCE!  

But only if you're here illegally, of course.  Not to citizens, not to veterans.  Just illegals...  

In short, he's offering a new place for them to inhabit.  To infest.  A place where all from everywhere will be welcomed as our newest Democrats... 

For a little background, Gavin is Speaker of the House San Fran Nan Pelosi's nephew.  And J. Paul Getty's Godson.  Not a bad place to start off life, right?  Born a millionaire, and doing his very best to make sure nobody else attains that lofty goal.  

But so prepared, he launched himself and his sycophantic Democrat minions in Sacrataxyou into a blizzard of new and ever more radical, nonsensical laws and rules and regulations designed to turn us, the once-Golden State, into his Socialist Dream.  And, given that his Party has the uncontested supermajority in both houses of our Legislature, meaning they can conjure up any idiotic law they may choose, and then pass it without even a single Republican vote, he's been able to run roughshod over any vestige of political resistance, passing every wild-eyed, Left-wing measure you could possibly dream up.

And so this, his first year in office, has ended its legislative session with some very interesting new laws.  982 of them, to be exact.  Some examples?  Sure...

  -   He started by naming California America's First "sanctuary state."  Now, that means that his first act was an unconstitutional act of unamerican sedition.  He essentially withdrew CA from the U .S. of A.  Sort of a soft secession, doncha' know.  

In other words, Newsom started out by deciding he didn't have to actually honor ALL of America's laws.  Just the ones he likes the best...

  -   Next, he and his drooling acolytes passed a series of "cap and trade" laws to "fix" America's greenhouse gas emissions problem.  All. By. Itself.  If we have a problem, that is.  The fix?  He and his gang started by raising the price of gasoline first $0.7 cents a gallon, with another $72 cent increase coming this winter.  So, since they think gasoline causes pollution, just price gas out of the reach of drivers!  Problem solved!  $5.00 gas, anyone?

  -  Our boy Gavin slapped an additional new tax on every household to help pay for ordinary tap water!  We used to have a drought.  No longer.  But that's no reason to stop taxing like we still did, right?

  -   He passed a new law which will release any imprisoned lifer who's over the age of 60 and has already spent 25 years or more in the Gray Bar Hotel.  If Charlie Manson had just waited a bit before dying he'd now be eligible for release.   The Melendez brothers only have to wait 12 more years...

  -   He's just added a new $50 per year tax on all residents of mobile home parks to address "living condition enforcement" in mobile home parks.  Could somebody tell me what that means?  

  -   And here's a nice new law forcing Tesla to either unionize, using the United Auto Workers, or forego State incentives to buy their little electric cars!  Ummm, isn't this political blackmail?  Who's paying off whom?  If we had a proper Media, wouldn't they be all over this?  

  -   Oh yeah, and he just reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor the act of intentionally transmitting the AIDS virus to an unwitting partner.  I'm sure there's a reason for this.  Not a GOOD reason, but a reason...

  -  A new CA law gives "preferential treatment" to prisoners convicted of serious felonies who are under 25 because "...their brains are not developed enough to know right from wrong."  Ummm, what?

  -  If you have a corporation over 50 employees or doing $5 Million a year or more, you must, MUST appoint at least two women to your board of directors.  Why?  Because they can?  

  -   Another bit of folly requires the DMV to now omit our "true sex" from our drivers' licenses.  An answer to a question nobody was asking...

  -   CA has now established "safe zones" to be run by the State so they can oversee people illegally injecting heroin.  More of that "civil disobedience" thing I've been telling you about...

  -  And finally, the Guv just signed a law making it A-Okay for us peons to bring our own used plastic bags and cups and Styrofoam containers out to eat with us so we can bring home our leftovers without contributing to...whatever they're worried about us contributing to.

I don't think so...

There's been a whole slew of other objectionable laws passed, but hey, this gives you an idea up with which we somehow must put (with thanks to Yoda).  And I'm thinking he's been working so verrry hard since assuming the throne of the People's Republic of California that he really needs a break.  A little respite from the storm.  The work-a-day world.  A nice, laid-back, sunny, breezy little getaway, perhaps on the shores of some tropical island.

Yeah, that's it!  A tropical island!

How about we few remaining taxpaying citizens here set up one of those "Go Fund Me" pages to help get the Guv one of those all-expense paid vacations to...the Dominican Republic?