California has Finally Solved all its Problems!

Are you Black?  And do you have an "Afro?"

You do?  Great news!  Well, my Black friends, you can now grow your "natural hair" in the manner you most fervently desire in the once-Golden State of California!

Not if you're White.  Nooooo!  Only if you're Black.

Now, nobody can tell you how you should wear your hair.  Whether you like big poofee Afros, or spikey little "Spankeys," or tightly braided "cornrows," or Rasta-inspired braids, you may now choose to wear your hair any way you like.  

And I'd say, that's good.

Yes, my friends, now, through the unflagging efforts of your modern Democrat Party, this problem has finally been resolved!  Via Senate Bill-188, California has just passed the "CROWN Act."  That stands for "Create a Respectful and Open Workplace for Natural Hair."

Yes, that's what it stands for.  I'm not joking.  Although I truly wish I was.

Anyway, the "CROWN Act" will serve to finally, FINALLY permit Black women to wear their hair according to their individual preference without fear of recrimination or retaliation in the workplace.  

Now, I've searched high and low, but mostly "high" (heh, heh), looking for an instances, any instance at all, where a Black woman was canned due to her hair style.  Or even a man identifying as a woman (California, doncha' know!).  Oh, I'm sure there's been an instance or two, just as there are sworn reports of Liberals passing fiscally viable and economically prudent laws on occasion.  

I'm sure they're have been some, however, I've yet to find one.  

And to that we must add that California, just like every other state, has an "at will" employment understanding.  You offer a job, somebody accepts it.  Your relationship, each with the other, is willful. That means you each decide to form a working relationship.  One that can end at any time with either side so choosing.  And without any notice.  

So, assuming an employer didn't release a Black female employee wearing an Afro while explaining to her...that the reason for her termination was...because she's Black and wearing an Afro (Gloria Redbuns, where are you?), I'd say this is just another of those feel-good bits of virtue-signaling Liberal nonsensical idiotic tomfoolery with which we've become so accustomed of late.  Unfortunately.

So, soaking in the reality of this, I have to believe that California must have finally solved all its other pressing problems to be able to focus quality legislative time on something so, if you'll pardon me, insignificant, unnecessary, ridiculous and vacuous as this.  But that's just me.  

Oh wait!  While I was preparing to push "publish" on this, the latest in my never-ending but oh-so-entertaining-and-informative blog postings, CA just announced it's solved One More Problem!  Wanna' know what it is?  Sure you do!  And here's the answer:

California has now outlawed the use of elephants and lions and tigers in the circus!  No excrement!  To prevent any possibility of one of God's, ummm, larger creatures being mistreated by humans, I assume, CA has just removed creatures from the equation altogether.  Buuuut, I might offer up that a circus without elephants and lions and tigers isn't really a circus.  Which will be the end of the circus and the loss of thousands more jobs, of course.  And the end of wholesome family entertainment spanning more than a century and a half.  But you already knew that.  

So, this is just another instance of California ruining a tradition for the sake of...ruining a tradition, me thinks.

To sum up, fellow Patriots, if CA can deign to stoop to kneel to worry about such stuff as Afros and elephants, then California obviously has no more problems of any kind. 

Except that part about having more homeless than any other state in the Country, and having more poverty than any other state in the Country, and harboring more illegal aliens than any other state in the Country, and having more Middle Class out-migration than any other state in the Country, and having the highest unfunded pension debt than any other state in the Country, and having higher income taxes than any other state in the Country, and having the highest gas taxes of any other state in the Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff too numerous to mention, that is.  

Except for all that, California has finally solved all its Problems!