Wednesday, June 19, 2019

He Should Just Apologize and Go On Home...

I'm sure he meant well.  He was just trying to help fix some of the stuff that's been wrong with America for decades.  That, and assuage his gargantuan ego with little anticipated cost.  You can understand that, can't you?  Especially considering he followed a guy whose ego knew no equal.  Big as the Great Outdoors, that guy's ego was.  And is.

Have you ever wondered where he would have wound up if he hadn't been half-Black?

But I'm talking about The Donald, doncha' know.  I'm talking about that fateful day back in 2015 when he sashayed down that Golden Elevator.  And all the days since.  

I'm guessing he just decided one day to run for POTUS because, hey, he could, and he thought it might be fun.  After all, he'd already accomplished pretty much all he could as your basic individual orange billionaire.  What's wrong with trying to become Prez?  Isn't that the American Dream?

Well, as it turns out, quite a lot, if you're a Republican.  You see, The Donald didn't know that the Election had already been promised to Hillary.  Promised!  She wanted it, she counted on it, it was her turn and it was downright rude of him to take it from her.  But he stole the Prize right from her clammy grasp.  Stole it, doncha' know!  Stole it right out from under her, he did!  It was her turn, she'd waited for a long time, and she should have been left alone to be anointed.  Feted!  Crowned!  

It's said he also had some help from the Russkies.  The Democrats will tell you so.  All day, every day.  They will, and so will their compatriots in the corrupt Media.  24/7, wall-to-wall.  Of course, the Russians also spent much of their $200,000 (only) investment in FaceBook ads promoting Hillary, and Bernie.  In fact, they were just trying to foment hate and discontent.  And they did.  They're troublemakers.  They were.  And are.

Isn't it interesting that the Democrats are doing their best to make sure Russia's decision to cause trouble in our 2016 Election pays off big?

I dunno' about you, but I'm thinking the Russians got waaaaay more than their money's worth.  I doubt they ever predicted that our biased Media would help them try to accomplish their nefarious goals.

But back to the point.  Hillary didn't know how to take the loss.  She threw stuff, screamed at people, got drunk and blamed everybody but herself.  Not a good time for her.  And, since the pollsters and the Media and the professional political class had given her a 98+% chance of winning, to then lose, makes one feel, well, just awful!  Think what that could do to your self-esteem?  Especially her, having been, ummm, well, serially mistreated by her (in)famous hubby.  And The Donald did that to her!  Yes, he did, that scoundrel!

We've been immersed in a maelstrom of equine effluent for the past two and one-half years.  Full-blown investigation, 500 FBI agents, hundreds of subpoenas, 2,000 interviews, $40,000,000 in taxpayer money invested.  And what did we get for our money?  Our highly-respected appointed counsel, Mr. Mueller, along with his 19 Democrat lawyer investigators, had one job; determine if there was enough evidence to support an indictment.  He did.  There wasn't.  And he didn't. 

Of course, he spent 240+ pages of his little report explaining to us in detail how he came thiiiiiis close!  "50 Shades of Orange," perhaps?

But that's not enough for the Democrat Party, the Media and Hillary.  The conspiracy theories must not be allowed to die.  And the Democrats and their water-carrying Media minions won't let it.  

And the net result from all this is complete stagnation.  No legislation, no conversation, no remediation, no "action" of any kind.  Just partisan bickering.  The Dems spend all their time trying to get ready to start to begin to prepare to impeach Trump, without actually doing so, and The Donald and his Party spend all their time trying to close the leaks in the Border, contain Iran, keep the NoKos from nuking their neighbors, stare down Russia, mollify Canada and Mexico, stand down China, and fight off partisan prosecutors who want to hook him up and frog march him off to the nearest Gray Bar Hotel.

You know what?  I think it just might be a good idea if he publicly apologized for taking Hillary's POTUS-hood, resigned the Office and went on back to New York City.  Maybe if he asked her really nice Hillary would agree to come down to D. C. and take over.  She'd get what she always wanted, he'd get out from under friendly fire he doesn't deserve, and we, the American People, would get another - and perhaps fatal - dose of Progressive, Left-wing, socialist, redistributionist "leadership."  

What could possibly go wrong?

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