Let's All Display Our Allegiances!

The time has come for us to formally display our political allegiances for all the world to see!

Yes, my friends, no more skulking around, hiding your true feelings and dispositions and predilections and preferences and probabilities under a bushel; no Sir-Ree-Bob!  Yell it from the rooftops!  Proclaim it to all who might hear!  You're a proud (Democrat, Republican, Independent, Socialist, Communist, Vegan, KKK Grand Imperial Wizard, Devil Worshipper, Global Warming Believer, Whatever) and you don't give a Good Goddam who knows it!

What brings me, The Chuckmeister, your loyal scribe without portfolio, your dedicated, highly unpaid "Map Through the Media Minefield," to report that the major league rift dividing our Great Nation is growing ever wider.  The Democrats and Republicans are fighting like "something" and "something"  (don't want to denigrate one or the other, depending upon your personal pet preferences).  And it should be made to stop.  And I think I know how...

Prompted by the courageous action taken by that stellar ex-football star and kneeling coach, Colon Kaepernick, who chose to show his allegiance for all the world to see by kneeling at an NFL game while our National Anthem played, while additionally displaying socks that read:  "Kill the Pigs!"  Oh yeah, the socks displayed a picture of a pig dressed as a cop.  This was the weekend after five policemen were assassinated in Dallas.  The very next weekend.  Nice...

So, at one swell foop, Mr. almost-to-be-benched-for-life-because-he-could-no-longer-scamper-or-throw-a-football-very-well Mr. Koopersnick gave the finger both to our Flag and to our police.  I think one could reasonably assume that Mr. Klapperdick is a Democrat.  Or maybe even a full-blown socialist.  Or worse.  He's also a dumbass.  He should just say so and stop beating around that pile of human feces and used hypodermic needles there on "The Streets (and sidewalks) of San Francisco."  

We should all follow Mr. Kooperdoop's lead and wear clothing showing our true colors (pun intended).  Dems should wear Che Gueverra T-shirts (Cologne did that too!), picket with professionally-made signs denigrating cops and the Flag provided by their local union bosses, yell and scream at diners or theater-goers who in their opinion chose the wrong political party with which to affiliate (doing that really well already!), and generally make a complete ass out of themselves anywhere and everywhere.  

Oh yeah, and they should all wear Nikes.  Yeah, Nikes.  Those sneakers made by sweatshop slaves for a quarter a day in Bangladesh.  Mr. Phil Night's Nike Co. came down on the side of anti-Americanism when he signed Mr. Kooperscooper to a long-term, multi-million$ deal.  And proclaimed Mr. Klapperstink a hero for having given up so much.  

I believe the words were, "Believe in Something...Even if it Costs You Everything."  

And by "everything," did that include the $49,000,000 that Klippersmacker had already received?

I wonder if Arizona Cardinals' Pat Tillman's family wear Nikes?

Republicans, Conservatives, Independents, normal, ordinary, intelligent Americans, please throw away your Nikes or burn or donate them to the first homeless person you see.  Now.  Or, alternatively, you could give them to the local Democrat Party office so their underpaid staffers can wear stylish political shoes just like their smarmy leaders.

Republicans should all wear New Balance, or Keds, or maybe Converse All Stars, if for no other reason than the management of these companies were smart enough to avoid pissing off half of us by affiliating with a socialist prick.  Or, even if they did, we didn't hear about it.  Makes me think good ol' Nike may have needed a boost to its flagging stock value, and thus decided to declare war on half the country.  I mean, if the other half wears Nikes, it wins, right?  That's a whole lot of Lefty feet!  Kind of like the Hollywood model; proclaim your socialist sympathies loudly, turn off "flyover country," and still make scads of dough because there's enough dummies on either Coast turning the turnstiles to keep them in Cristal and caviar.  

And all this has been in furtherance of the impending "Balkanization" of America, brought to you by the New Progressive Movement that's subsumed the Democrat Party,  and is threatening to destroy America from the inside out.  Exactly as Alinsky taught, and desired.  I have another form of "movement" in mind for them, but let's just leave it at this...