Fixing Puerto Rico...

I, your bosom bud, your "Map Through the Media Minefield,: The Chuckmeister, will henceforth proceed to solve the "Puerto Rico Problem:"

-     Hurricane Irma/Ralph/Tony/Whatever, a couple of Big Ass Storms hits this quaint old colonial province a year or so ago.  It/they pretty much wiped out the Island.  That was not hard to do... 

-     Trump flies there, tosses out paper towels, The Media brands him a heartless loser.  

-     Melania joins him and the Media hates here shoes.

-     16 - 18 folks died in that/those storms.  Or so the Media told us at the time.

-     Time passes.  Tick, tock.  San Juan's Mayor says Trump is a heartless, racist loser over the Fed response. P.R.'s Governor says he did a great job.  Somebody's wrong.  Or maybe there's some politics involved. 

-     Now, a year later, a study by a think tank decided that 3,000 people died in this disaster.  No bodies, no death certs, no proof, no nothing.  Just an "educated" guess from those paid to guess the "right" way.  Trump thinks that number is a direct swipe at him.  He swipes back.  The Media pillories him for doing so.  

-     Melania's shoes still disappoint the Media, PETA and Save the Whales Foundation.  That's hard to do with just one pair of pumps.  But, then again, she's not Michele.

-     Conclusion:  Trump can't win.  If I were he, I would keep the salary...

-     Suggestion:  Since 40% of all Puerto Ricans, all citizens of the U. S. of A. anyway, are already living in New York, I suggest that the remaining 60% get on a boat and follow them.  And then these millions of new New Yorkers will delight Democrat Guv Mario Cuomo, who just loves illegals, so must reeeely love legals, as they each represent a solid Democrat vote.  NYC Mayor "Big Bird" Bill de Blasio, is an ardent, proud, declared communist.  He's proclaimed NYC a "sanctuary city" for illegals, so he shouldn't mind feeding another few million legals.  

Of course, this failing City's 27 remaining taxpayers, just might...