Ending Mass Murder

It seems that every couple of weeks there's another mass murder.  Some godless dude, usually, but not always beige in color, goes absolutely postal and stabs, knifes, clubs or mows down a bunch of innocent people, and that's all the so-called Mainstream Dinosaur Media talks about for the next several days.  Or weeks.  And that's all the politicians want to talk about for the next several months.

Unless the killings occur in Barry's hometown of Chicago, of course, and then the whole thing gets a pass from the Media.

As the dad of a kid shot to death in Isla Vista, a Santa Barbara enclave, a couple of weeks ago said, there has to be an answer to this. There has to be a way to end this madness, he said.  Besides eliminating the NRA, of course, which as a good, and grieving, hard-core lefty, he advocated vociferously.  Well, children, I believe I have the answer...

First, a little history:

Nidal Hassan:  Army major, Soldier of Allah.  Said so on his business card (!).  Wouldn't you have thought somebody would have picked up on that?  Registered Democrat and Jihadist Muslim who killed 13 and wounded another 32 at Fort Hood, Texas. This Fort, and all other military installations in the U.S., was, and is, a "Gun Free Zone," made so by Billy Jeff "Blue Dress" Clinton's 1993 executive order. No one knows why he would forge into being such a ridiculous, dumbass, foolish, stupid law, but he did. Killed by an off-duty, armed civilian lady cop, thankfully.  Did I mention she was armed?   

Aaron Alexis:  Black liberal, registered Democrat, Obama supporter, who shot up the Navy Yard in Virginia.  A "Gun Free Zone."  Killed himself.  Thankfully.

Seung-Hui Cho:  Registered Democrat, wrote nasty hate mail to President Bush and his staff.  Walked past sign stating "Gun Free Zone" to shoot up Virginia Tech and kill more than two dozen young students.  Ummm, yeah.

James Holmes:  The stark raving nuts "Dark Knight," who drove past two Aurora, Colorado theaters until he found one announcing it was a "Gun Free Zone" so he could kill more than two dozen and wound scores more. Registered Democrat, staff worker for the Obama campaign, big Occupy Wall Street supporter. Hated Christians.  Sensing a pattern here?

Andrew J. Stack:  Flew small plane into the IRS building in Texas, injuring many, Registered Democrat and hard-core Progressive leftist.  Strangely, no guns involved.  But we have to consider outlawing Cessnas and Pipers, right?  

James J. Lee:  "Green Activist" who took hostages at the Discovery Channel while armed.  Progressive Liberal Democrat.  No deaths.  Thankfully.

Jared Loughner:  Leftist, Marxist, Registered Democrat who shot Congresswoman Gabby Giffords in the head at a town meeting in Tucson, AZ.  Giffords and her husband Mark, launch anti-gun PAC.  Not an anti-mentally ill PAC, unfortunately.  Seems inveterate leftists are incapable of placing blame where it truly belongs.  

Lee Harvey Oswald:  Communist, Marxist, Registered Democrat, shot and killed John F. Kennedy.  Or so they say... 

Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan (Sirhan Sirhan?):  Communist, Marxist, Registered Democrat who shot and killed Bobby Kennedy. Crime caught on tape, so there's no question as to who did it.

Adam Lanza:  Son of committed leftist and registered Democrat.  Tried to buy guns.  Rebuffed when he couldn't pass Universal Background Checks (which is what the Democrats want, right?).  Stole his mother's guns.  Killed her with them.  Later shot his way into a locked-down school, killed more than 20 little kids and 6 teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School.  A "Gun Free Zone," once again.  Lanza committed 23 separate felonies during his horrific onslaught that day, then killed himself when he heard the police car sirens.  Maybe if we pass a few more laws (we have more than 20,000 anti-gun laws on the books already!) it will stop those willing to break laws to commit mass murder.  Yeah, that's the ticket!  More laws!  

Can anyone tell me why room temperature I.Q. liberals think that criminals who don't follow the law will begin to follow the law if we simply pass more laws for them to follow?  Just asking.

Christopher Loughner (should we start investigating anyone named Loughner?):  Ex-cop, Black activist, committed leftist, registered Democrat.  Shot up parts of Los Angeles, which is a world-class toilet, killing several, and Big Bear, a squeaky-clean skiing enclave a hundred miles away.  Took an old couple hostage.  Shot to death.  Good.

Bill Ayers:  Weather Underground bomber and killer, committed far-left dangerous liberal and Democrat.  Married Bernadette Dorne, a committed far-left dangerous liberal and Democrat.  Never convicted, never punished, never repented. Rewarded with a professorship at the University of Chicago, Obama's home town.  Funny how that works, isn't it?  Rumor has it he ghost-wrote "Dreams From My Father," B. Hussein Obama's little book that launched his political career.  I'm guessing his target was a "Bomb Free Zone."

Harris and Klebold:  Columbine High School shooters. Families Progressive Liberal Democrats and leftists.  Another "Gun Free Zone," of course.

And to this list we add...

Elliot Rodger:  Mass murderer and privileged child of Progressive leftists and registered Democrat parents who knifed and killed three, shot and killed three, and drove over four more in Isla Vista, using a $45,000 BMW provided by his doting daddy.  The entire town of Santa Barbara, and the state in which it's located, is effectively a "Gun Free Zone."  

So what do all these crazed, godless killers have in common?

They are all Democrats.  And they all looked for "Gun Free Zones" in which to do their evil.  They may be crazy, but they're not stupid.  They know it's best to look for victims in a place where they're not likely to face armed resistance.  They all want to go out in a blaze of glory, but for some unknown reason need to take a few innocents with them.  Is there a better place to do that then a "Gun Free Zone?"

Doubt me?  Then ask yourself this:  Why there is never a mass shooting at gun shows or police stations?

So how do we end mass murder?  

A):  We could outlaw Democrats from buying knives over, say, two inches in length, any guns at all, ever, and anything bigger than Smart Cars, which would simply bounce off pedestrians, leaving only a slight bruise on their shins, which they could then have treated under Obamacare at their local hospital...if the hospital takes Obamacare, which is far from a given.  Of course, there's probably someone somewhere who would object to my solution because of that pesky 2nd Amendment, which unfortunately applies to Democrats also.  

If so, B):  We could simply change all those plaintive, ridiculous, worthless, nonsensical, dangerous and stupid signs announcing "Gun Free Zone," to "Gun - and Democrat - Free Zone."  I mean, Democrats believe passing more laws will fix the problem, right?  And they always follow the law, always, right?  

Well, with the possible exceptions of those named above...

You don't have to thank me.  It's why God put me here...