Here, ladies and gentlemen, are three of the best and brightest bumper stickers I've come across in my never ending fight against communism, Marxism, socialism, and other freedom-robbing weenies of all stripes:
1. Eschew Obfuscation.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
3. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
See, I can write something short, humorous and almost totally apolitical.