Tuesday, January 21, 2025

It's Kinda' Like a Football Game.

I gotta' tell you, I thought we were one Election away from the end of America.  

I thought we'd be stuck into a doom loop toward all-out socialism.  America's been on a glideslope toward socialism for decades.  Accentuated by the election of one Barack Hussein Obama.  Who single handedly rekindled the fires of racism.

And the election of the head a crime family, one Joe O'Biden.  The "Mumbler-in-Chief."  The House Commission investigating O'Biden determined he'd sucked up more than $33,000,000 in bribes from our enemies around the World.  And who felt it necessary to pardon his entire family 15 minutes before his term ended.  Indicative of just how worried he was about dying in prison.

These missteps were only interrupted by the election of Donald J. Trump.  Who momentarily derailed that seemingly inexorable tilt toward socialism.  And who tried to run the Government while the Democrats who controlled Congress, the "Corporate Media," Silicon Valley Titans, the Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Central Intelligence Agency all wanted him impeached (3 times), bankrupted (2 tries) or jailed (4 attempts).

You might remember that Black Lives Matter and Antifa folks were burning down our cities (11 cops killed, 1,200 wounded, $1.5 Billion Dollars in damages) while the 7 "battleground states" were busy changing the rules on mail-in voting.  All quiet like.  So as to "make it easier" for folks to vote, doncha' know.  

Well after Election Day was over.  

We all know how that turned out.  And then Trump decided to run again.  And despite being outspent 3 to 1 ($1.5 Billion to $335 Million), and having to defend himself in court for six weeks, and fight 3 other criminal charges, he actually won.  They made him post a $173,000,000 cash bond to stay out of jail.  He spent $50,000,000 on legal fees.  Had he lost he'd likely be in prison for the rest of his life.  

And yet he won.

I keep on thinking this guy's a $Billionaire.  He doesn't need any of this.  He has nothing to gain, and everything to lose.  He could be lazing away on some beach somewhere, watching the waves roll in.  As much of a Patriot as I consider myself, I wouldn't have done it.  You most likely woundn't have either.  

Instead, Trump chose to become our Champion.  Our Ombudsman.  Our Galahad.  Our David, facing off against the Giant. 

Had he not turned his head that day in Pennsylvania, he'd be dead.  One has to wonder if he had Divine Help.  I kinda' think so. 

This was a good metaphor for a football game.  A really good First Half, more points on the board, by a Team not supposed to win; and a really awful, boring, miserable, expensive, terrible, dangerous, nasty, 4 year-long Halftime Show.  

Think Jane Fonda, reading from her autobiography at the Army-Navy Game.  

And now the second half has commenced, with Trump heaving a 65 yard touchdown pass on the 1st Play!  

Things are looking up, America!  I'm encouraged.  I think you should be as well.  Trump has made us a lot of promises.  And yesterday he began keeping them.  After all, it was a binary choice:  A woman who's only qualifications were being a San Francisco Liberal, Dark of Skin, and a Female.  And a guy who's already proven his worth to us once, and has promised to do so again.  

I've been working for this outcome for years.  I think I'll go fishing...



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