Monday, January 27, 2025

Climate Same.

We're told that the cause of the wildfires in the Pacific Palisades is "Climate Change."

Those that are telling us this are trying their best to blow smoke up our collective asses.

We've been recently told that hurricanes are also caused by "Climate Change."  Apparently the cool folks who spread these rumors are unaware that the single biggest, baddest and most dangerous hurricane to ever make landfall struck South Padre Island, Texas, back in 1909.  It killed more than 9,000 of our fellow citizens.  And wiped out 13,000 houses.  As in, all of them.  Maybe our "eco-warriors" should have studied up on the issue before they began spewing ignorance.  

Or maybe they figure the American People are so damn dumb they'll believe the tripe they're spewing.  Either way, I suggest they bone up on history in order to be worth the air they're breathing.

As long as I've been alive we've been told we're going to die from one thing or another.  Whether a New Ice Age (Time Magazine, 2006), or Acid Rain, or an Epidemic, or AIDS, or a meteor strike, or a raging outbreak of (fill in the blanks).    

These folks are modern-day replicants of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf."  'Near as I can tell, about 15% of our population is certifiably nuts.  They enjoy being pissed off.  They live to be frightened.  They're likely also involved in the Minority Wierdness that has overtaken people recently.  The ones who dress up as babies.  Or animals.  Or "Two Sprits."  Whatever the Hell that is.  

I cannot remember a time in the last 30 years when we weren't facing extinction for one reason or another.  We gonna' die if we don't stop doing this, or start doing that.  But in the meantime, we must absolutely spend, donate, give, and be taxed enormous amounts to stop it.  For that's our only chance.  Spend Big or Die.

Horsesh*t.

Even after our Nation has spent $Hundreds of Billions of Dollars of our Taxpayers' money to cool down the planet, the Climate remains pretty much the Same.  I would suggest if we must waste money on such tomfoolery, just put a few $Billion in a shredder and drop the pieces from a helicopter over our major cities.  It would do just as much good... 

In the meantime, just relax and enjoy life.  As my Dear Old Dad used to say, "Never take life too seriously.  You're never gonna' get out of it alive."


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