I've Resolved the Abortion "Problem"

Let' me start at the end and work backwards:

Just take your Voter I.D. Card to Your Local Planned Parenthood!

Okay, got it?  That's the gist of it.  You can go back to whatever you were doing.  

Otherwise, yes, fellow Patriots, we have an abortion "problem." And I've come up with an abortion "solution."  

That "problem" having occurred since "Roe v. Wade" was overturned a couple of years back.  That "problem" having occurred since some Liberal/ Progressive women can't seem to understand that their state now controls their reproductive access, not nine old farts in robes at the Supreme Court.  

Because why?  Because "Roe" was unconstitutional.  It resulted from a few squishy Supremes bending themselves into knots trying to find some "privacy" issue in the Constitution.  It was wrong when they found it, and it's wrong today.  As today's Court so adjudged.  

And now that our womenfolk have literally been freed of any decision by those from afar purporting to control their reproductive access, those same womenfolk appear to want that same restrictive decision reinstated.  

Back to the future, so to speak.  

And no, for those of you who may be holding out hope, Roe v. Wade will never again become law.  Like it or not.  So get used to living with a thing called "States Rights."  Where the legislators in the state in which you reside will write the laws.  And you have to live within that set of laws.  And if you don't like them, then...

...you're free to vote with your feet.

For instance, (long sentence coming), if you live in Boston, or Portland, or Seattle, or San Franpoopco, or Lost Angeles, or St. Louis, or Baltimore, or Chicago, or Atlanta, or any of several dozen other Big Blue Cities where most all our citizens live, and you don't like that level of freedom, you can move to a Conservative State where you can't kill your future babies all willy nilly like.  There will be some limitations on abortion.  And if that's what you want, you're welcome to it...

Except, even with their current level of freedom to abort-on-demand, it seems most of the bitching and moaning is coming from women in our Biggest and Bluest States.  How about that?

The perplexing political problem is, Republicans believe abortion is medically necessary sometimes, but otherwise is the awful and sinful waste of a God-given life.  And that's to be avoided.  Wherever and whenever possible.  And at all costs.  

However, most reasonable Republicans are more than willing to agree there should be a number of weeks beyond which abortion may not be accessed.  Something like 16 weeks is what I hear.  Because they believe abortion is the taking of a nascent life, and they're against it.

And Democrats want no limits at all on abortion.  None.  No "number of weeks."  No nothing.  They want abortion available from the "morning after," using a pill, and up until the absolute moment of birth.  And in some cases, the uber-Liberal ones, even afterwards (ahem!).  

I've heard up until the third grade, if things aren't working out...    

So the battle is being fought in the center.  Between the two extremes; limited abortion, and no limits on abortion.  And our upcoming Election hangs in the balance. 

I suggest the following:  If you believe that babies in the womb are nothing but a mass of protoplasm, and that abortion should be used as birth control, then by all means vote Democrat.

And if you believe that babies in the womb are our future, the very reason we were put here, by God, most believe, and that abortion outside of medical necessity is unwanted and unwarranted, then by all means vote Republican.  

And that's how the laws ought to be written: Let Democrats abort way, and Republicans, save lives wherever you can.  Just simply show your voter I.D. card at the voting booth, and the maternity ward, and especially at Planned Parenthood, to get official dispensation.  To get either applauded or rewarded.  Let's finally make abortion the political question it's always been...  

Babies come out the Red Door,

receipts come out the Blue Door.

The way I figure it, it won't take more than a couple or three generations before this self-limiting problem will just "go away."  Along with the Democrat Party.  Think about it...

There.  I've figured it out.  Next difficult question?