Touche, Fatso!

There's this guy named J. D. Pritzger, see.  You may not have heard of him, and if so, count yourself among the fortunate.    

His family left him a few $Billion Dollars they earned in the hotel bidness, which qualifies him, he thinks, to run a state.  He, himself, has never done anything memorable, except consuming mass quantities of calories and the siring of a few little Pritzgers.  Which as we all know, takes very little intellect.  

That State, BTW, is Illinois.  Unfortunately for them.  For if you have an incredible amount of money, and a significant portion of the voters where you live are both easily swayed and dumber than a bag of rocks, you too can buy yourself a state.  

He did.

Pritzger spent more than $100 Million Dollars winning his first election to Governor.  He then spent more than $100 Million Dollars winning reelection.  And wait for it, he spent more than $100 Million Dollars, forcing a vote to change the State constitution so he could run for a third term.  Which he won.  And then, gulp!  He spent more than $100 Million Dollars, again, to win a third term.  

Either they like him, or are just surrendered to his advertising onslaught by agreeing to vote for him if he'd just stop.  Please, God, make him stop!!!

But this guy Pritzger, in addition to offering free abortions to anyone from anywhere, but especially illegals, just hates so-called "assault rifles" with a passion!  Those ill-defined, scary-looking black rifles that cause "Progressives" to lose their lunch.  And sometimes their load.  He just HATES them!  

BTW, if they're all "black," and he hates them, isn't he de facto a racist?

Maybe one of his staffers told him these evil nasty guns get up in the morning, wash their little metallic faces, load themselves up with .80 caliber armor-piercing magazines, and then go out looking for little girls on tricycles to murder.  Twice.  And since those of us who read and can learn know that less than 2% of all the murders by firearm occur by way of a rifle or shotgun, we're aware this whole campaign is baloney.  Beyond that, no special reason, I think.  Just because he can, and has the money, with nowhere else to spend it, and he can enforce his will upon anyone, for anything.  

Ummm, not so fast...

Last fall he forced his bought-and-paid-for legislature to pass a law forcing his citizens to forcefully register their already-owned AR-15's.  To come to a courthouse near them and willfully register their firearms, including serial numbers (Germany, 1938 anyone?).  Again, the ones they'd already bought and paid for.  Completely illegal, of course.  And unconstitutional.  But he did it anyway.  And the deadline for their gun-owning citizens to register those AR's or be guilty of a felony, was Monday.  January 15th, 2024.  Register or subject yourself to a... 

...$25,000 fine and one year in the county jail.  

Whooooooooohh!  

Did these citizens roll over for their chubby guvner?  Were they scared by Mr. Corpulent into violating their own civil rights?  Did they trudge on down to the local courthouse and inform their civil servant employees exactly what guns they own?  Did they?   

Less Than One Percent (0.69%) complied with the mandate and registered their AR's/AK's.

             LESS THAN ONE PERCENT!

This tells you that the firewall against a takeover of our Representative Republic is and always was a citizenry which will not be bullied.  And is also armed...

One-third of us are armed.  More than 100,000,000 of us own 520,000,000 firearms.  We're armed...and considered dangerous.  And not about to let anyone take from us our absolute Right to defend ourselves against a government no longer subservient to its citizens.

             Take that, you fat bastard!

NOTE:  More than 566,000 Illinois hunters bought and paid for a deer tag last November.  They paid for the right to hunt deer.  More than One-Half Million armed hunters.  I'll be writing more on that in the near future.  But just cogitate on that number for a moment...