Saturday, February 3, 2024

Let's Start a National Lottery!

Those who are infected with the entrepreneurial spirit should get together and start a lottery.  A National Lottery.

No, not the ones we offer our poorest and dumbest citizens every Wednesday and Saturday nights.  A different sort of lottery.  One tied completely to our upcoming... 

                     ...General Election.

You know, a Nationwide lottery like the womenfolk do when they're trying to guess the day and time of a baby's impending birth.  You know, pick a square.  And then plunk down a few bucks.  Or like your local sheriff's department does when they place old Bossie in a closed off area on the high school parking lot, just before the Homecoming Game, and you try to guess upon which square she decides to take a dump.  Hey, $5.00 could maybe get you $1,000!

We could do something like that too.  Except now, what we should do is make it available to every single citizen.  At $20 a chance.  And the winner would be the citizen who guesses the exact day and hour and second a low-level Democrat Congressweenie puts forth legislation to make citizens out of our newly-arrived illegal aliens.  You know, the ones streaming across our southern border as this unassuming little blog is written.  

                            CITIZENS!

You know it just has to happen.  There's no other reason O'Biden is flooding America with permanent Wards of the StateTwelve Million Thus Far!  From 159 countries!  15,000 from China, fergodssake!  From Tibet!  From Burkina Faso!  From Madagascar! 

That's more than the population of seven of our states!

But these "guests" have no place to go.  No Social Security cards which they must present to any legit employer in order to earn a living.  And putting them both at Federal peril if they choose not to play by these rules.  

No way of making a living, save stealing an e-bike and delivering for DoorDash.  Which they're presently doing in New Yawk City.  Just languishing in high school gyms and airports and city halls waiting for the "American Dream" to materialize.  The one O'Biden promised them, if they'd just make their way to America.  In those wonderful "Sanctuary Cities."  All 259 of them.  The cities stupid enough to actually make it a law that they must, MUST provide food and lodging and clothing and health care and education to illegal aliens,

                             FOREVER!

Beyond the question of "does this make sense," one just has to ask when and who will "pull the trigger" and deliver the goods about their Non-Secret...

             "Great Replacement Theory."

If you watch one of the few real news stations, you've no doubt heard about the train wreck we're facing.  That's where they import millions of new prospective voters 'cause they've so burned their old ones with stupid rules and regulations and policies and procedures, and promises they've failed to keep, over and over, that those citizens are now desperate for somebody to lead them into the light.  Which means they're now available to vote Republican.  Uh oh...

They also know that the 2022 Election was tilted toward the Democrats because of a total of about 75,000 votes in 5 states.  Which scares the sh*t out of the DNC.  They know their aged mumbling goofball of a POTUS has so screwed the pooch they need another plan.  And it's too late to send him to the showers and find a suitable replacement.  Beyond the Most Ignorant Female In America, our current V.P.  

That's why they're importing an entirely new electorate...

And the only thing, THE ONLY THING standing in their way is Donald J. Trump.  The possibility that he might get reelected.  And throw them all in jail.  Where they belong.  And then try and unwind these past three years.  So the question is not if, but when a Dem operative drops that new Legislation.  The one making all those newly-arrived Venezuelans into newly-minted Citizens!  So I'll just hide in the bushes and wait to see how this all unfolds.  Should be very entertaining!

(Note to all those newly-arrived criminals (they broke the law to get here, remember), be sure to vote come November.  Even if you're not yet a quicky citizen.  Your Democrat slave traders are counting on it...)

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