Where Are Those Other Nine?

I was kinda' wondering just how smart our Mumbler-in-Chief really is.

Or should I say, WAS!

You know, simply stated, could this guy still find his ass with both hands and a flashlight?  Assuming he ever could? 

We already know the answer to that "Can he walk and chew gum," thing.  He cannot, fellow Pilgrim.  So, given that his gaffe meter goes off every single time he's let out in public, which is no doubt why they kept him locked up in the basement and out of sight for his entire 2020 election campaign, I was wondering if I could find out a bit more about Mr. O'Biden?  And given that I'm retired and have the time to do so, I did.

And here it is...

The available data shows that our Mr. Joe O'Biden (I give him the "O" 'cause he carried Obama's water for 8 years) graduated from Syracuse University Law School in 1968.  And, ya' ready for this?  He graduated # 76 out of 87!  Which is better than not graduating at all!  

But not by much!

So I got to thinking.  Where are those other 9 today?  You know, those very few who graduated below our Fearless Leader?  I'd like to know where they went to work, wouldn't you?  Did they wind up in private practice in Juniper, Wyoming, working part-time driving for Uber?  Or maybe they joined daddy's law firm in a legacy position as like our (in)famous Mr. Murdaugh?

Or maybe they got kicked out of the Navy for being a lying dummass scuzzzzball, and given a Bad Conduct Discharge (they don't give Dishonorable Discharges anymore)?  And then scammed some foreign power out of $Millions so they could share it with the "Big Guy?"  

Or perhaps those bottom-feeding lawyers gave up the practice of law and became a bartender in Savannah, Georgia.  Or a used car salesman in Oakley, Kansas.  Or maybe they swore off picking the pockets of honest, honorable citizens and became Pentacostal Ministers in Pumpkin Center, Missouri (really exists)? 

But there's one thing I'm absolutely sure of:  They're not on the Supreme Court of their home state.  Or even the Superior Court.  And maybe not even the Municipal Court, because those positions generally require the occupant be smart.  And capable.  And articulate.  And squeaky-clean in all aspects of their public and personal lives.  Which the guy who graduated above them cannot say.

I'd suggest any of you with connections to producers on "2020" or "48 Hours," or any other cable TV news magazines, tell 'em this could be a dynamite series!  Following the lives and exploits of the lawyers who graudated from law school below Joe O'Biden.  It would only last for one season as there will only be 9 episodes.  Assuming we can find those lawyers and they haven't pulled a "Hunter" on themselves.  And are no longer on this side of the grass...

Well?