Just Put on a Dress!

The professionals in clinical psychology tell us that just about 3% of all our citizens are gender dysphoric.  That means they're not happy with who they are, sexually speaking, but are not quite sure who they want to be.  But dressing as the opposite sex is a good start.

But the Department of Health and Human Services tells us, however, that fully 8% of our population self-identify as transgender.  Hmmm.  

Now that's a problem, fellow Pilgrim.  The differerence between 3% of our population and 8%, is  just about 18 million people.  18 million people in a dress.  18 million "men" showering in girls' bathrooms.  18 million competing in collegiate Title IX competition.  Gutting both the spirit and the intent of womens' sports.  

So we can't keep folks who aren't gay from pretending to be gay.  Or trangender.  So what do we do to get back some of the control over our lives that we've so surely lost, fellow Pilgrim?  Simple.

                         Put on a dress!

Can you imagine what would happen if about 100 million of us were to put on our wives' dresses and headed on off to the office next Monday morning?  Pretending to be transgender, or rather, "identifying" as transgender?  Adding ourselves to the ranks of those 18 million fakers?  You know, like that squatty, 250' dude in a female admiral's outfit and skirt and stands behind O'Biden with a broad smile, looking like a complete and total idiot?    

I'll bet that guy's last job was running a Baskin-Robbins.

Like this plan?  I've got others.  How about we all change our voting registration to Democrat?  Would they go nuts, or what?  If there were no Republicans, then they wouldn't know how to cheat!  They wouldn't know which tombstones' votes to count!  They wouldn't know who to ask for money!  They wouldn't know where to send an extra 4,000 mail-in votes!  

But in the meantime, just think how much freedom of movement the Family Jewels would finally gain if you would simply don that dress.  In fact, how about if The Don were to don a dress?  The Lamestream Media could no longer say nasty things about Trump because he'd be identifying as transgender, and they are foresworn to never, ever say a bad thing about all those LGBTQ+++++++++++ folks.  

Sorry, my mind works just this way.  I know, I know.  I'll get some help one of these days...