LGBTQYADAYADA+++

Gimme' an L!                                  "L"

Gimme' a G!                                                   "G"

Gimme' some B!                                  "B"

Gimme' a T!                  "T"

Gimme' a Q!                                                        "Q"

And then, fellow Pilgrim, under cover of darkness, these disaffected minorities all got together in an effort to command a larger stage upon which to air their frequent bitches.  

Like the AFL-CIO did back in the '50's, uniting a bunch of itty bitty auto unions into a nationwide political powerhouse.  And, considering our shameful Corporate Media reports only on those things that support their own Leftist ideologies, or those of their socialist masters in D.C., they all discovered at the same exact time that "LGBTQYADAYADA" gathers Leftist eyeballs!  And Leftist eyeballs sell advertising time!  And they've been banging that drum over and over until our "normal" population is beginning to puke!   

And by "normal," I mean the 97% of our population who are not considered to be "abnormal."  

So thereafter it became, Gimme' an LGBTQYADAYADA+++!   

                              "YEAH!!!"

And since then you and I, us, "The People," the U. S.'s  ordinary hard-working, God-fearing, hot dog-eating, Chevy'driving, non-Bud Light-swilling 'Muricans, have had to put up with a never-ceasing torrent of Corporate Media-driven horsepucky in an effort to try and make us buy this crap, which we don't, I hereby offer up this simple message on behalf of moi and every other Right-thinking American in America:*  

                            "STOP   IT!"

It isn't working, and you're pissing us off.  And one of these days there's going to be a price to pay for all this nonsense.  And trust me, you don't want to pay it...

*   Long sentence.  I know, I know.  Ms. Wall, my English teacher at CHS, would be livid.  But I've forgotten how to do otherwise.  RIP, Virginia...