"Birthing People"

Fret not, all you prospective "birthing people!"*

     (That's what the National Broadcasting Corporation and Jeff Bozos' little plaything the Washington Post choose to call pregnant "women.")

By now you may have heard that a draft opinion from the SCOTUS indicates they're ready to dump Roe v. Wade.  That's the 1973 decision that somehow managed to find the word "abortion," or even an oblique reference to it, in the 437 words of the Constitution.  

But acceding to public pressure at a time sort of like...now, they somehow did. And since then obtaining an abortion in America has been a Federal matter, not one rightfully governed by each of the several states.  Like every other matter in America.  As the Constitution intended.  So if "Roe" is now found unconstitutional, then the matter is returned to each State.  Where their citizens can vote on how they'd like the issue handled.  And those states wishing to make abortion legal may do so.  And those that don't, won't.

How "big D" democratic.  Which the Liberals say they crave.  Notice how hard they're fighting to keep their citizens from having a say in the matter?

And God help us, they're proving it!  So far 10 major corporations have stated publicly their support for any employee wishing to go out of state for an abortion!  I find that rather startling, don't you?  Amazon, for instance, a company I used to buy from until yesterday, states they will pay up to $4,000 per year for medical, travel and lodging expenses for any employee seeking an out of state abortion.  These Biz Bizzes are on board as well, with the list growing daily:

     -  Lyft

     -  Citigroup

     -  Levis

     -  Sales/Force

     -  Yelp

     -  Uber

And guess what, fellow Pilgrim!  Boy Guv Gavin Newsom, is offering to have the good taxpayers of Taxifornia pay for the travel and lodging and medical expenses of anyone, anywhere, if they'd prefer their abortion in the sunshine.  No geographic limitations given.

So I'm thinking a bright young prospective "birthing person" might reasonably get a job at Amazon in Texas, porculate* with abandon, and if nature takes its course and "it" becomes pregnant, then "it" can fly out to wonderful sunny, southern Taxifornia for an all-expense paid "child" removal project!  

Or so Joe O'Biden called them yesterday.

So spread the word!  The insanity that has become 2022 America is not only not getting better, it's getting far, far worse!  But be sure to know that I, The Chuckmeister, will keep you informed each and every sordid and miserable step of the way...

*  I make up words sometimes...