Abortion Tourism...

In follow-up to a recent posting, I'm (dis)pleased to report that Taxifornia's Boy Guv, Gavin Newsom, or as we sometimes call him, "Hairgod," has broadcasted far and wide that if any prospective "birthing person" out there wishes to enjoy their next abortion here in the sunshine, he'll be happy to cover all their costs associated with travel, lodging and medical costs to do so.  

Now, this pronunciamento went out to all prospective abort-ors without his having first checked with the 38% or so Conservative tax-paying minority here in the once-free, once-Golden State.  The ones who might take umbrage with such an expenditure of their hard-earned tax money.  Perhaps California's ONLY hard-earned tax money.  Not to mention all those True Believers who do not condone the taking of a pre-born life.  Not at all.  And they VOTE!  California's "Uighers."  It's serfs.  The ones it plucks like a Christmas goose for tax money, and gives them the finger in return.

The poor bastards who have yet to flee this site of impending doom.  

But hey, if prospective abort-ors find themselves in one of the 25 or so states that do not permit abortion upon demand, up to and including the first day of kindergarten, then they've hit the jackpot!  They should just give Boy Guv's travel office a call and I'm sure his minions will take it from there.  

Unless he begins to get competition from Kathy Hochul, the unelected Governor of New York.  She's declared NY a sanctuary state for abortion.  All you abort-ors out there get ready to become an abort-ee in New York State!  Kathy doesn't give a damn about the wishes of the Conservative, Pro-Life 40% of her state, the ones that don't live in the Five Burroughs.  The ones who live in 96% of the State.  All the others?  New York's Uighers.

See a pattern here?  

But wait, fellow Pilgrims!  In from Left Field we now have Lori Lightfoot, Chicago's first Midget Black Lesbian Mayor.  She's decided to compete with CA and NY, by making Chicago your go-to place for a Midwest abortion.  The weather sucks, but hey, you may not have to travel far.  She's already kicked in $500,000 of City (taxpayer) money, and promised another $40 Million More!  

Zowee, Batman!  They really, REALLY don't like babies there, now do they! 

But hey, Ms. Kathy and our Boy Guv and the very tallest dwarf in all of Lilliput Land might soon get into a competition of sorts over prospective abort-ees.  They might begin to jack up the booty, so to speak.  Maybe throw in a pass to Disneyland, which just luuuvs abortions.  Or one of those Chicago deep-dish pizzas from Lori you hear about.  Or some coupons from Starbucks.  Or a new Tesla from Elon.  Or a free checking account from Citibank.  Or an all-expense paid trip to either place from Amazon, up to a max of $4,000.  Per year!  All have sworn their allegiance to abortion tourism, so Katy bar the door!  I can see this becoming an annual event!  

And hey, since the Democrats own the "MSMedia" and Hollyweird, I can this all becoming a movie!  And maybe even a game show!  Let's face it, now that picketing outside Supreme Court Justices' houses with the express, stated intent of swaying their opinions, in spite of the fact it's a Federal Crime, I suggest there are no more guard rails.  No more limits to Leftoid behavior.  Everything is now acceptable.  

All I can say is Thank God we've got all the firearms.  We just might need them...